Blog Post 12/9/2010: Bored

Sep 13, 2010 16:55

I’m bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. Eight million people in London and not one has done anything remotely interesting. Come on, people! It isn’t so difficult! Statistically, there are enough of you with high enough intelligence and high enough psychopathy to commit some crime that I might solve! Even my website is all quiet. Even John looks bored, sat in his armchair as though he’s been adhered to it. If something doesn’t happen soon, his psychosomatic limp is going to come back.

Perhaps I’ll go down to Barts and bring back a few heads for a treat.
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