Fanmix: Twilight - Chagrin!!!
Medium: Books/Film
Fandom: Twilight series
Subject: General
Title: Chagrin!!!
Warnings: None
Notes: A crack and lulzy (hopefully) fanmix for the Twilight series. Includes quotes from Twilight, New Moon, Breaking Dawn, and Midnight Sun.
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FRIGHT RANGER - OH OH SEXY VAMPIRE
Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love
So just bite me baby
And drink all my blood
I'm runnin', fallin' down
Chase me all around this town
And now you've finally got me
What am I to do?
Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love with you
'Cause you need my plasma more than I do.
He tilted his head to one side, and his eyes were curious. "I dazzle people?"
"You haven't noticed? Do you think everybody gets their way so easily?"
He ignored my questions. "Do I dazzle you?"
"Frequently," I admitted.
I was a vampire, and she had the sweetest blood I'd smelled in eighty years.
I hadn't imagined such a scent could exit. If I'd known it did, I would have gone searching for it long ago. I would have combed the planet for her. I could imagine the taste...
Thirst burned through my throat like fire. My mouth was baked and desiccated. The fresh flow of venom did nothing to dispel that sensation. My stomach twisted with the hunger that was an echo of the thirst. My muscles coiled to spring.
RED DWARF - TONGUE TIED (FROM THE TV SERIES)
When I saw you for the first time
My knees began to quiver
And I got a funny feeling
In my kidneys and my liver
My hands they started shakin'
My heart began a-thumpin'
My breakfast left my body
Now darling tell me something
Why do you make me tongue tied
Tongue tied
Whenever you are near me?
Tied tongue
Tied tongue
Whenever you're in town
VILLAGE PEOPLE - MACHO MAN
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a macho!
Body, body, body wanna feel my body,
Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,
Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body,
Body, body, body it's so hot my body!
"As if you could outrun me," he laughed bitterly.
He reached up with one hand and, with a deafening crack, effortlessly ripped a two-foot thick branch from the trunk of the spruce. He balanced it in that hand for a moment, and then threw it with blinding speed, shattering it against another huge tree, which shook and trembled at the blow.
And he was in front of me again, standing two feet away, still as a stone.
"As if you could fight me off."
"I’m in love with you, Bella," Jacob said in a strong, sure voice. "Bella, I love you. And I want you to pick me instead of him."
BRITNEY SPEARS - OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN
Oops! I did it again,
I played with your heart,
Got lost in the game.
Oh, baby, baby.
Oops! You think I'm in love,
That I'm sent from above,
I'm not that innocent.
RICK ASTLEY - NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Give you up, give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
"By the way," he said in a casual tone. "I'm not leaving you."
I didn't say anything, and he seemed to hear skepticism in my silence.
He lifted his face to lock my gaze in his. "I'm not going anywhere. Not without you," he added more seriously.
And when the music started, Edward pulled me into his arms for the customary first dance; I went willingly, despite my fear of dancing - especially dancing in front of an audience - just happy to have him holding me. He did all the work, and I twirled effortlessly under the glow of a canopy of lights and the bright flashes from the cameras.
ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - TIME WARP
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
BLOODHOUND GANG - THE BAD TOUCH
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
"I had another idea for burning calories."
"And what was that?"
"Well, there’s an awful lot of headboard left-"
But I didn’t finish. He’d already swept me up into his arms, and his lips
silenced mine as he carried me with inhuman speed to the blue room.
He pulled me against his chest.
"Don’t be afraid. We’ll be home in sixteen hours. You'll be fine. Carlisle will be ready when we get there. We’ll take care of this, and you'll be fine, you'll be fine."
"Take care of this? What do you mean?"
He leaned away and looked me in the eye.
"We’re going to get that thing out before it can hurt any part of you. Don’t be scared. I won’t let it hurt you."
"That thing?" I gasped.
KELLY OSBOURNE - PAPA DON'T PREACH (MADONNA COVER)
Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind, oh, I'm keeping my baby
Ooh, Ooh, I'm going to keep my baby, ooh
But my friends keep telling me to give it up
Saying I'm too young, I ought to live it up
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Fandom: Twilight series
Subject: General
Title: Chagrin!!!
Warnings: None
Notes: A crack and lulzy (hopefully) fanmix for the Twilight series. Includes quotes from Twilight, New Moon, Breaking Dawn, and Midnight Sun.
(Click thumbnail for larger)
FRIGHT RANGER - OH OH SEXY VAMPIRE
Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love
So just bite me baby
And drink all my blood
I'm runnin', fallin' down
Chase me all around this town
And now you've finally got me
What am I to do?
Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love with you
'Cause you need my plasma more than I do.
He tilted his head to one side, and his eyes were curious. "I dazzle people?"
"You haven't noticed? Do you think everybody gets their way so easily?"
He ignored my questions. "Do I dazzle you?"
"Frequently," I admitted.
I was a vampire, and she had the sweetest blood I'd smelled in eighty years.
I hadn't imagined such a scent could exit. If I'd known it did, I would have gone searching for it long ago. I would have combed the planet for her. I could imagine the taste...
Thirst burned through my throat like fire. My mouth was baked and desiccated. The fresh flow of venom did nothing to dispel that sensation. My stomach twisted with the hunger that was an echo of the thirst. My muscles coiled to spring.
RED DWARF - TONGUE TIED (FROM THE TV SERIES)
When I saw you for the first time
My knees began to quiver
And I got a funny feeling
In my kidneys and my liver
My hands they started shakin'
My heart began a-thumpin'
My breakfast left my body
Now darling tell me something
Why do you make me tongue tied
Tongue tied
Whenever you are near me?
Tied tongue
Tied tongue
Whenever you're in town
VILLAGE PEOPLE - MACHO MAN
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a macho!
Body, body, body wanna feel my body,
Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,
Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body,
Body, body, body it's so hot my body!
"As if you could outrun me," he laughed bitterly.
He reached up with one hand and, with a deafening crack, effortlessly ripped a two-foot thick branch from the trunk of the spruce. He balanced it in that hand for a moment, and then threw it with blinding speed, shattering it against another huge tree, which shook and trembled at the blow.
And he was in front of me again, standing two feet away, still as a stone.
"As if you could fight me off."
"I’m in love with you, Bella," Jacob said in a strong, sure voice. "Bella, I love you. And I want you to pick me instead of him."
BRITNEY SPEARS - OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN
Oops! I did it again,
I played with your heart,
Got lost in the game.
Oh, baby, baby.
Oops! You think I'm in love,
That I'm sent from above,
I'm not that innocent.
RICK ASTLEY - NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Give you up, give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
"By the way," he said in a casual tone. "I'm not leaving you."
I didn't say anything, and he seemed to hear skepticism in my silence.
He lifted his face to lock my gaze in his. "I'm not going anywhere. Not without you," he added more seriously.
And when the music started, Edward pulled me into his arms for the customary first dance; I went willingly, despite my fear of dancing - especially dancing in front of an audience - just happy to have him holding me. He did all the work, and I twirled effortlessly under the glow of a canopy of lights and the bright flashes from the cameras.
ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - TIME WARP
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
BLOODHOUND GANG - THE BAD TOUCH
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
"I had another idea for burning calories."
"And what was that?"
"Well, there’s an awful lot of headboard left-"
But I didn’t finish. He’d already swept me up into his arms, and his lips
silenced mine as he carried me with inhuman speed to the blue room.
He pulled me against his chest.
"Don’t be afraid. We’ll be home in sixteen hours. You'll be fine. Carlisle will be ready when we get there. We’ll take care of this, and you'll be fine, you'll be fine."
"Take care of this? What do you mean?"
He leaned away and looked me in the eye.
"We’re going to get that thing out before it can hurt any part of you. Don’t be scared. I won’t let it hurt you."
"That thing?" I gasped.
KELLY OSBOURNE - PAPA DON'T PREACH (MADONNA COVER)
Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind, oh, I'm keeping my baby
Ooh, Ooh, I'm going to keep my baby, ooh
But my friends keep telling me to give it up
Saying I'm too young, I ought to live it up
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