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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I gave una_morgan a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Sunday I turned nyami_rose1 in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole mushykylo's purse (30 points). Last month I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (720 points). For Christmas I deserve a wedgie!
Sincerely,
obseletevulture
I get a wedgie for being such an ostentatious little jerk. XD (And I'm picking on Jura--I'm ruling Canada and I never want her to forget it.)
At least I gave a life-saving blood transfusion.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last month I put money in azuvalaassantri's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Thursday I gave azalee_calypso a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In April I gave akai_kun a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sword_chucks_yo (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4620 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
obseletevulture
but...apparently I destroyed everything by committing genocide and killing Coke-kun. There's irony here. I must really not like other white people...
I give a lot of blood. This meme seems to know that.
What the heck is so wrong with giving someone a dutch oven? With proper torque and throwing technique, hurling a cast iron pot will ALWAYS knock out a stalker. Oh...maybe that's what that means by "you gave Azalee a dutch oven" hmm...