Make Me Suffer Meme
No matter how talented we are, we've all got things we're miserable at. And usually we don't write/draw these things, because we're miserable at them, but delusions of competence are for losers, right? Here's your chance to ask me for something I'd never produce if I had any sense at all.
1) Request something I'm terrible at and usually avoid at all costs! You may get a doodle, a drabble, a whole fic, or a sixteen part saga full of sturm und drang: how MUCH I suffer is up to me.
2) Fair's fair--post this same offer on your journal, and get ready to gnash your teeth and rend your garments! Make sure to include a list of things you're terrible at (perhaps you've hidden your fail well!), AND (this is important!) a list of things you REALLY don't want to write. Making me suffer is one thing--making me rage is something else.
No, you know what? I'm changing the rules. Prompt me for the sickest, vilest filth you can imagine. Want a ten-man scat orgy with the cast of Frasier so foul it would make the two girls vomit into their one cup (had they not done so already)? A drabble where Homer Simpson and Lelouch from Code Gaeass open their own abortion clinic? Boku no Tetsuo the Iron Man? I promise I won't judge you, just pander to your vile tastes.
Things I definitely will not write: anything with less than three un-PC acts in it. And, um, anything which might get me prosecuted like that guy who wrote torture porn of Girls Aloud :/
It's up to you whether you transmit the meme to your own Jornal - if you do, I'd recommend doing it properly.
1) Request something I'm terrible at and usually avoid at all costs! You may get a doodle, a drabble, a whole fic, or a sixteen part saga full of sturm und drang: how MUCH I suffer is up to me.
2) Fair's fair--post this same offer on your journal, and get ready to gnash your teeth and rend your garments! Make sure to include a list of things you're terrible at (perhaps you've hidden your fail well!), AND (this is important!) a list of things you REALLY don't want to write. Making me suffer is one thing--making me rage is something else.
No, you know what? I'm changing the rules. Prompt me for the sickest, vilest filth you can imagine. Want a ten-man scat orgy with the cast of Frasier so foul it would make the two girls vomit into their one cup (had they not done so already)? A drabble where Homer Simpson and Lelouch from Code Gaeass open their own abortion clinic? Boku no Tetsuo the Iron Man? I promise I won't judge you, just pander to your vile tastes.
Things I definitely will not write: anything with less than three un-PC acts in it. And, um, anything which might get me prosecuted like that guy who wrote torture porn of Girls Aloud :/
It's up to you whether you transmit the meme to your own Jornal - if you do, I'd recommend doing it properly.