Increasing Chaos
I think the air around me is constantly increasing in chaos either that or I've forgotten where my body ends and the rest of the world begins. Hear me out...I've been knocking stuff over, bumping into stuff (kicked a door with the same toe, the one next to my pinkie on my left foot, twice in one day), injuring myself in strange ways (I scratched my chin will putting on a sweater and it bled for almost half an hour) and my usual grace has escaped me (you've all seen my limping Lana impression, you know how gazellelike I can be). I'm having sweater related injuries and not the normal, arm caught or head trying to go through sleeve injuries. There is something wrong with me, I just haven't put my finger on what it is. So there it is, I think the universe is out to get me. I'll keep you posted on the attacks.