it just rhymes, im not really a hipster

[obsceneholiday]

marry young, diana
i don't want to see you old and alone
marry young, diana
i don't want to see you rot in a home for aging spinsters

marry young, tsunami
so afraid of being old and alone
marry young, tsunami
i don't want to see you rot in a home for aging hipsters
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