baby killer

[obsceneholiday]

why does pre-cum exisit? why can't there just be regular cum and no pre-cum? why does unprotected sex feel soooo much better than sex with a condom? why does god hate me? the sperm probably never even made it to the egg. i hope i don't get to sick from plan b, because theres a show tommorow and i want to have fun at it.

completely off topic, why is printing in color sooo much harder than printing in black and white?