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Alot has been going on lately. hmm. so last weekend chris, danny, amy, and I went to Chicago. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. First off we get to Chicago and our hotel is a piece of crap. Our room was sick and Amy had to go to the bathroom and she walks in there and there's a condom box on the floor. it was sick. hahaha. but funny. so yeah. we just chilled and danny and chris played guitar and stuff. hm. then we went out and we had dinner and stuff and we went shopping and chris got me this sweet starbursts chapstick. yumm yum. he also got some new girl pants. haha. cute stuff. and him and danny both bought shirts. cute shirts. i tried on a leather jacket that looked SEXY on me. i don't remember much of that night though. I was tired. Chris and I almost fell asleep together on the bed, so I thought it was a good idea if he went on his cot...hahahah. yeah. the next morning I woke up at like 6:48 and the TV was still on and it was like Gospel music and I was like adlkjhgalhg. and I was frantically looking for the remote and I couldn't find it so I had to get up and shut off the TV manually. how hard...so then I just layed there cuz I couldn't fall asleep...but the next thing I knew I was waking up again, and it was after 7...and I just layed there again unable to fall asleep until I woke up AGAIN after 8...and it happened again when I woke up at 9:11 but then I just decided to stay up...and then I showered and stuff and someone knocked on the door so I was like yeah? and no one answered so I wa slike oh okay. so yeah I get out and Amy was lke I HAVE TO PEEEEE! and I'm like you should have knocked and she's like I DID.! and I was like well next time ANSWER?! and it was funny. anywho...so was peeing so I wa slike hm...so I walk into the boys' room...and chris is standing there without a shirt on..and I was like hmmmm. and I ran back into my room. yeah yeah. we went to breakfast and the only people who worked there were over the age of 70. when our waitress gave us our food her hands were shaking so badly I thought she was going to topple over? I felt bad for her, but seriously, if you know that you can hardly walk without a walker, why become a WAITRESS?!!?!?!? anyways. after breakfast we went to 6 FLAGS! wooo. 100 degree day? what? yes. it was soooo freaking hot out but it was worth it. it was so much fun. we went on this one rollercoaster, i forget the name, but like me and amy were sitting together and then infront of us were these 2 boys and then chris and danny were in front of them and during the ride chris turned around and looked at one of the kids and he wa slike "ahhh. ahhhhh. ah. ah." and then turned back around and me and amy died laughing. and the kid was just like "...wtf?" and then after the ride danny turned back and looked at the 2 guys and he was like "HEY. WANNA GO AGAIN?" and he was like "Uh...no no. we have to go..." hahaha. hmm good times. so yeah me and amy went to the bathroom and chris and danny were playing games and then we came back out and chris was like OMG. THAT STUPID MACHINE ATE DANNY'S 50 CENTS SO WE HAD TO GO FIND SOMEONE TO PAY US BACK. ...yeah. so the day was hot and around 5 we were hungry so we decided to leave and find a chinese food restaurant, and there were like NONE. it was ridiculous. but we finally found one and it was gooood. me and amy started laughing for no reason after dinner..but i had gotten watermelon and the seeds made a smiley face. but yeah. we had the giggles BADLY. hehe! yeahsldkjfa'! so the drive back took about 2948902309 hours but chris sat up front with me and we had this deep conversation and it was werid. but yeah. we talked about mat and stuff. and I dunno I guess it felt good to tell chris everything that happened and why I hate mat so much. cuz no one understands why I hate him so much but I think Chris finally does? I hope. yeah. anyways. we had a good convo and I was sooooo freaking tired and it was like 11 so we went to a gas station so we could walk around and stuff...and I go inside and I was looking at the frappucino things...and THEY NOW HAVE MINT MOCHA! omgggggg. I get the mint mocha frap EVERYTIME i go to starbucks so I was soooo happy. and it is so good. yum yum. that woke me up and I got a burst of energy and I was really hyper. and we listened to the early november and me and amy got amped. yeah yeah. OH MY GASH. hahahaha. and I also forgot that before we got out of chicago. yeah. the night before we went to Claires and I got this like stress ball thing but it was filled with goo and you could squeeze it and stuff..and it was awesome/amazing and I loved it and i had been looking for one like that for a long time and I finally found it!!! yay. anyways so dan was in the back seat playing with it and it exploded ALL OVER. and it wasn't just goo. it was like gluey goo. so it was sticker than suckers. and yeah it looked like he had jizzed all over his hands...and he needed to wash it off really badly so him and chris walked into the nearest store...and we happened to be in the mexican ghetto.anyways it went something like this
Dan-"So we're traveling...and well we were in the car...and something exploded and I got covered in this sticky stuff...and I need to wash it off."
Big Mexican Cashier-"hahahahahhahahahahahahahhaah no."
AND HE SENT HIM AWAY! just becuase he thought chris and danny fooled around doesn't mean a gay man can't wash his hands. even though he probably thought it was a joke? who cares. it was funny. and sad. but yeah we stopped somewhere so he could wash himself and amy got me all wet in the bathroom and i supposedly broke her nail. yeah right. hehe. yep yep. so that night i passed out and had the best sleep of my life. then me and chris hung out on monday and stuff...and we saw the island! greeeeeat movie. i approve. lkasdjfa!

hmm..and yeah nothing really happened this week but yesterday I went to Chris's to make cookies with him and sean and he was just being weird/mean the whole time so I just left...and it was gay. and I was mad. but I guess it was more my fault than Chris's but yeah Sean was like "KISS AND MAKE SORRIES" and i twas funny...but yeah me and chris were in my car and he was like saying all this stuff about how he was sorry and i look out my back window and I see sean holding the mixers on his nipples and he's like rubbing them...hahahaha. and i felt bad when i started laughing but yeah...hehe. after tennis chris and sean came over..and chris bought me my favorite perfume and it was cute. but I probably smelled bad since i just got done with 2 hours of tennis...but who currs! haha. so yeah they left after awhile and saldkfj. I'm tired right now and I don't want to go to work :(:(

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