The Wanderer Returns

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Hello lovers, have you missed me?....i thought as much! lock up your sons cause i'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and and i'm badder than ever. An update on the other members of the infamous clan..Sophie (wondergay) has up and left us and flown away to Austrlia for the year, Emma (Flame) and her boyfriend rarely leave their bedroom, Vicki has obtained a boyfriend and is hot to trot and me? I have a live in boyfriend and a swollen face but maybe i should fill in a few gaps before i continue. This year i live in a house of 6, theres Dave a humourous young man with a pair of "passion slippers", Emma (Flame), Ross Emma's boyfriend, Ste (My sexy hunk of manliness), Vicki (sugarlump) and me. A little like friends but with far more tension. You see Emma and Ross don't leave their room and argue for hours into the night. So basically its a house of four. We live in the ghetto of leeds and resident chavs are often seen patrolling the area. We had a delightful incident where they ran at the gate. They seem to have accepted us now as Stephen heard one of them exclaim excitedly "Phwoar have you seen the girls who live there?!" and we have had no more trouble since. We are a 5 minute walk from the uni and have made friends with the students next door (in Daves case special friends as he's getting off with one of the girls!) Me and Vicki while away the days shopping, watching deal or no deal and dancing and singing to westlife as we have discovered we only have 2 days at uni a week. Tomorrow we plan to "thoroughly" go through the primark rails, then onto topshop, corn exchange, ann summers, peacocks, new look and various other clothing outlets then Dave is cooking us all (including his new squeeze and Vicki;s old one) dinner. This is an event as Dave has no cooked for us since weve been here despite me and Vicki cooking at least ten dinners each! I have lost a stone and half since summer, mainly by not eatting what i like and exercising in a ridiculous manner. Me and Stephen are hot to trot and celebrating our one year anniversary on Saturday in York We're going to exchange promise rings). My face however has exploded as my wisdom tooth is infected so i look like the elephant man with a right side double the side of the left. It's sexy. You'd fancy me if you could see me.

For tonight alas that is it! But i shall leave you with some pictures of what you have missed in your abscence and when i return i shall bring vicki with me (as she is slumbering softly now) Peace out! Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx