If you really love christmas! Come on and let it show!
Tonight has been immense! We went to creation and danced to the most cheese! Tom has passed out on my bed which is also immense! He is also naked, as his only boxers are in the wash which is TRIPLE immense! BUT there is a downside to all this crazy mixed up fun :| We got a pizza and in my eagerness to retrieve it i ran into the banister and have..cut, yes CUT my side. The banister only reaches my side, im quite small, almost hobbit-like really. You can imagine how fast i was running/barreling...I like pizza! What can i say?! So my side is sore and red! I'm sure your all on flowers/chocolates/stuffedanimals.com trying to send me gifts but *sniff* i think im going to be alright, although i will be sure to milk this for all it's worth and possibly develop a pitiful yet effective and plausible limp until tom buys me teddy bear. I asked for diet coke at the take away and they sent regluar, i intend to write a strong worded letters about my calorie controlled diet, which they will laugh at and rip up considering how much pizza we all ordered! I think i might be drunk, or maybe its you eh? maybe your the god damn smelly tramp drunk?! I'm a violent lairy drunk, a little like Lesley from big brother, but with a hint of Derek... whom of course are both IMMENSE. I like the word immense, in the Chloe dictionary that me and mark make it is as follows
IMMENSE: Totally awesome/wicked/safe.
I hope that has clarified things. I'm sure it has.Lucy's not coming back to uni at all cause shes going to drama school! and Sophies going back home tomorrow, i find this SO upsetting! Who will i play Britney with and dance round the room?! *Looks at Tom* Sopfo is coming to stay for a bit though, at my dog-ridden house. Do not enter my house if you don't like dogs (a word to the wise) There are LOTS of dogs in my house! Theres Sasha and Abbie and Ted and Roley and 6 more! Theres ten! and they all sleep on our beds. It's like the waltons, well more like the Osbournes actually! And im kelly! Im also marmite according to alex, which is..charming! I wish cheese music was still playing! Maybe i should put some on...NO! Tom wouldn't like that, i think he might be dead though....no no he breathed. That looks wrong, breath, hmmm i can't spell AND my side hurts! Woe is me. Emma wants me to tell you about the time we were in the washing room and i was looking through the lost laundry bin and apparently i was very excited about it and looked like "all my christmas's had come at once". Maybe you just had to be there! We found it funny!Hmmm toms uploaded lots of pictures of animals yawming. I like them, maybe a little too much....
IMMENSE: Totally awesome/wicked/safe.
I hope that has clarified things. I'm sure it has.Lucy's not coming back to uni at all cause shes going to drama school! and Sophies going back home tomorrow, i find this SO upsetting! Who will i play Britney with and dance round the room?! *Looks at Tom* Sopfo is coming to stay for a bit though, at my dog-ridden house. Do not enter my house if you don't like dogs (a word to the wise) There are LOTS of dogs in my house! Theres Sasha and Abbie and Ted and Roley and 6 more! Theres ten! and they all sleep on our beds. It's like the waltons, well more like the Osbournes actually! And im kelly! Im also marmite according to alex, which is..charming! I wish cheese music was still playing! Maybe i should put some on...NO! Tom wouldn't like that, i think he might be dead though....no no he breathed. That looks wrong, breath, hmmm i can't spell AND my side hurts! Woe is me. Emma wants me to tell you about the time we were in the washing room and i was looking through the lost laundry bin and apparently i was very excited about it and looked like "all my christmas's had come at once". Maybe you just had to be there! We found it funny!Hmmm toms uploaded lots of pictures of animals yawming. I like them, maybe a little too much....