Dear Canada
Oh, Canada.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
A year, in fact.
A lot can happen in a year, and a lot has.
Do you remember when we were such buddies, Canada? When we laughed? When we made love all day just for fun?
(We never did that last one, Canada, but if you're a dude, I would totes probably be down, because I bet you're pretty hot, and I've got that not-good-idea boyfriend and all.)
Also, Canada, I don't know if you've heard, but BUELLER THE KITTEN WHO NOW COSTS OVER $1,100 (no, I'm not kidding. My mother asked me today about my "savings," and I laughed. I cancelled a beach trip. This cat better love and adore me forever, and ever, and ever, a-fucking-men. Additionally, I elected one extra day of observation to make sure he was doing to doodoo thing okay, and I wish I were kidding) is making his grand return pretty soon. He likes Bones. Not kidding. He watched last week's with me, and he was totes into it.
Anyway.
Canada. Deliver. And I know this is my most disjointed "Dear Canada" ever, but I've had a lot going on. So have you. THAT'S MUST BE WHY YOU HAVEN'T CALLED.
XOXO,
O'Brien
It's been a while, hasn't it?
A year, in fact.
A lot can happen in a year, and a lot has.
Do you remember when we were such buddies, Canada? When we laughed? When we made love all day just for fun?
(We never did that last one, Canada, but if you're a dude, I would totes probably be down, because I bet you're pretty hot, and I've got that not-good-idea boyfriend and all.)
Also, Canada, I don't know if you've heard, but BUELLER THE KITTEN WHO NOW COSTS OVER $1,100 (no, I'm not kidding. My mother asked me today about my "savings," and I laughed. I cancelled a beach trip. This cat better love and adore me forever, and ever, and ever, a-fucking-men. Additionally, I elected one extra day of observation to make sure he was doing to doodoo thing okay, and I wish I were kidding) is making his grand return pretty soon. He likes Bones. Not kidding. He watched last week's with me, and he was totes into it.
Anyway.
Canada. Deliver. And I know this is my most disjointed "Dear Canada" ever, but I've had a lot going on. So have you. THAT'S MUST BE WHY YOU HAVEN'T CALLED.
XOXO,
O'Brien