Dammit.
Booth: I'd ask you out if I could.
Brennan: Why can't you?
BRENNAN AS AUDIENCE SURROGATE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.
I'm not going to watch this early. I'm not. I'm going to wait like all the good little girls and boys. I will. Not. Watch. This. Early.
Recap still in progress. I'm 1300 words in, and Booth hasn't talked to Sweets. I'm such a mess.