Dear Die-ry: 14

[oboro_madness]

Oh...hell no...

That's alright...it's okay...I won't get pissed...I'll get even...

Comments

[amerimnos]

...How cute.

[oboro_madness]

It's worse than being tacked on the ass.

[amerimnos]

No kidding. What're you going to do about it?

[oboro_madness]

I dunno, the stakes have just gotten higher. A tattoo of a bird on my ass I can handle, but this is a deliberate desecration of my temple.

I could tattoo her, pierce her, and give her stretch marks...but but somehow Id's still feel empty inside. I do have an idea though, it's something I've been wanting to do for a long time.

[amerimnos]

Dare I ask what you have in mind?

[oboro_madness]

Of course.

When this is all over I'm gonna get her plastered. When she passes out, I figure I'll have about 8 hours before she wakes up. I'll dress her up in a stupid animal costume, drive her out to one of the desert cities and dump her ass there with some sticks and a note saying: "beat me I've got candy inside!"

Hopefully a couple of desert kids'll smack her around like a piñata. It all looks so brilliant in my head.

Of course that doesn't mean I won't tattoo her and pierce her before this is over, that's fun for me.

[amerimnos]

...And you say you've had this in mind for a while? You must not like that woman much~ It sounds amazing.

[oboro_madness]

Oh yes, I've had this in mind for the longest time. You have no idea babes - she's the sister you wish you never had. Doesn't it?

[amerimnos]

I feel for you, darling--I've got a number of siblings like that.

[oboro_madness]

Heh I knew you'd understand babes.

[amerimnos]

On the plus side, you've got terrific abs ♥

[oboro_madness]

By fuck you're right! There is a silver-lining to this disaster!

...

You're doing that thing again, I'm supposed to be pissed getting even.

[amerimnos]

Ah...sorry, darling. I truly did not mean to do that this time around.

[oboro_madness]

You should be sorry! You deserve a slap and tickle for that one. No, I'm joking, it's all fucking sexy so it's not a problem~

I'll just look at the bird later and it'll put me back in the mood.

[amerimnos]

I'm glad you're kidding. I'm terribly ticklish and would hate to look like a fool if prodded at ♥

Is there anything in your world that will remove tattoos?

[oboro_madness]

See, now I'm gonna remember that [insert evil chuckle here].

Well I know if anyone has the knowhow it's probably the doctor. He's a genius, but his methods are cruel and unusual. He'd probably just rip the skin off and graft over it or something like that.