Dec 04, 2006 21:15
This happened near halloween, but I forgot to tell people about it.
So yeah my little brother was finding something to wear for haloween, and he wanted to be a vampire. So he found a costume, and I told him to go get the vampire teeth that are in the basement. My brother starts playing stupid and goes "what do they look like" and I said "they looks like vampire teeth". Ok this is when my dad decided to butt in and go "they are long and sharp." so I say "like I said, they look like vampire teeth" then my dad get pissed off and goes "well how do you know he knows what vampire teeth look like? Now I'm not sure, but doesn't everybody over the age of like 5 know what vampire teeth are? Yeah, so I told my dad this and he says "when would he ever have seen a vampire?" Yeah... He actually said that. And I said "nobody has ever seen them because they don't exist" and he got more pissed and told me to shut up.
So yeah, that's my Halloween story in December about my dad being an idiot. But am I wrong? Doean't EVERYBODY know what vampire teeth look like? Or did I just waste everybody's time with this?