Shut up! I don't know the answer! Stop yelling at me! [When in doubt, KICK THE TOILET.] This is stupid.
[stompstompstomps off to roommate.] Xigbar, the toilet's yelling and I need to go really bad but I don't know anything about ravens or writing des-- Xigbar?
... Oh. [:|] How am I supposed to go to the bathroom now?