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[Here we have a Demyx in his unnatural habitat, lounging extra comfortably in an armchair at the library. Scattered around him are books on Greek mythology, fairy tales and a single book of sonnets. Demyx, however, is reading from a most interesting book indeed: The Miracle of Life. Oh yes, this Nobody is learning about childbirth.]How... how does

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[Peeks over your shoulder. And is now laughing in your ear. Hi 8D] Not sure if that's exactly somethin' you need to be worrying about.

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[jafakajghk SHOVES BOOK IN YOUR FACE, complete with an explicit picture of a couple having sex.]

What are they doing, Xigbar?

[gravitism]

[sjkh geez WHAT THE HELL-- was not prepared for that. Shoves said book OUT of his face. Partly to get a better look. And then eyebrow raise at you. B|a]

You really don't know, do you? Maaan, you're really falling behind with the times. I could show you stuff that makes this look tame.

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[waves book impatiently, pointing at the picture.]

I don't care about other stuff, I wanna know what they're doing!

[gravitism]

That is what we call getting it on. [...finally realizing that he wasn't kidding about not knowing] You know, sex.

[obligato_sitaro]

[Ooooooohno he still doesn't get it.]

Oh. So that's... uhm, what?

[gravitism]

[Snorts] This is even funnier than it should be! Listen, kid, if you're that curious, I've got a few other books you can look at later.

[obligato_sitaro]

[orly? And just keeps flipping the pages of his book, frowning at a bunch of erect penises and canals and... things.]

Will they make more sense than these?

[gravitism]

Yep- you'd be surprised. And without all that birth stuff, too.

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[8D!] Really? Oh! Uhm, a couple people told me to get movies on it, too. D'you have any?

[gravitism]

Movies, magazines, you name it! [Mental note to drag out the porn 8|b] How 'bout you drop by tomorrow and we can make a night of it.

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Okay! I'll bring snacks or something. [SHO EXCITED! 83]

[gravitism]

Just make sure you know you can handle it, mousey. [Drops out 8Db]

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[whut.]

[eternallyhollow]

...

Number II.

[gravitism]

[sjkbhs HE IS ACTUALLY MOSTLY INNOCENT THIS TIME GEEZ-- And turning to wave now.]

Superior.

[OOC: I can spell. Really. >_>b]