I GOT MY CELLPHONE IN THE MAIL TODAY AND WHEN I OPENED UP THE BUBBLE PAK MAILER IN ART HISTORY THE
KOREAN GIRL NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE OH SHIT! MATRIX. AND THEN I OPENED THIS YELLOW CRUMPLE OF PAPER AND OUT FELL MOST OF MY PLASTIC PIRATE FIGURINE EARRING AND WHEN I PUT IT ON I SAID ARRRRR TO HER AND SHE WAS LIKE WEIRDO. THE maTRIX IS FOR KIDS SILLY RABBITS.
and,
today i walked outside and smelt wet cement and saw the dappled gray cubes of recycled stone and thought, gosh that sprinkler is turned on high. BUT NO DEAREST FRIENDS. it was a rain shower in the midst of california sun. i laughed so loud someone turned on the mute to their tv and peered out their window at me. shit son.
i've been having a go at ignoring these, and recently, i've also been having a pretty rocky go at life. oddly thinking there have been repercussions. so... uhm don't open the below.
RETARDED.Body: ~You've been caught~ This is the kissing list!! Copy this and then at the bottom of the list, write the name of the last person you kissed!! If you don't do this, you will have bad luck in relationships for the next 18 years!! Good Luck..
1.kaitlyn~coby
2.zach-karrie
3.josh-lindsay
4.Lindsay-Josh
5.Adam-Alyssa
6.Ryan-Hayley
7.Nathan-boobs haha...tina
8.Rachel-justin
9.justin-rachel
10.andrew-kirsti
11.cassie-eiji
12. ashley- Brett
13. Baylie__ A Lot Of PPl ( Zack )
14. Jennifer- MY BOYFRIEND AUSTIN !!!!!
15. Sara- my boyfriend MATT!!!!
16. Matt- Some girl named Sara. haha jk my girlfriend Sara.
17.Katlin-Scott
18. sarah j- sam :) tee hee (my room mate)
19. sam- sarah :) it was the best kiss ever!!
20. Colleen- uh cant remember who exactly...
21. Erik - hahahaha it was anna, she wanted me to give her some sugah....lil somethin somethin.
22. Ashley- my lovely boyfriend just before he left to go change with a whole bunch of guys... just kidding i love you scott
23. VIVIANA- alex!!!
24. Antoinette*Andrew Arce
25.Israel-Melissa
26.Hayden-Ashley
27. sarah the riverr- aldo c. <3
28. tina- beto
29.Beto-tina.
30. sara-sam
31.JK-JANNETTE
32. Rebecca - Chris W. :)
33.marcos- yoali
34.*Brisia*~Adam
35. .:LaDy_sTyLeZ:.-- muh BaBy sTyLeZ...i miss u!!!
36..JeSyKa..dIs NiGgAh ChRiS
37.Erica====> Nick
38.$*Speed*$.....My Boo Nikki
39?? Ariel??...... :-D Peter Pan :-)
40 Jeff........ ALISE
41.kaylee-i dont know
42.rachel- ummmmmmmm i dont know
43. Wesley - Becky.
44.caitlin-john!!
45. Ramisa~ Joey!!!xoxo
46. Adam- Colby
47. Jennah- RICK!!! I love you!!!
48. Aimee-Gabriel...i miss you!!!
49. Shawn-Robbie... god that was a while ago *cries just a little bit* I need a new someone...
50. Alibug-Lightweight......yummy
51. *Foxy*- Westy.. :-D oh yeah so sexxy
52.DE@D5Y_5T@R-->raVeN::...
53.Dustin---->Tony
54. Genoa>dustin
55. Lenny=Marissa.....no more...*sob*
56. Marissa+++Lenny never again :-[
57. Alexis-Steven <3
58. Allie- Liz.
59. matt- gabby
60.Paige-scott..*kisses ryan*
61. ryan-no one... well i guess scence paige just kissed me here but no one
62. Rachel ~ Pat
63.robyn-jordan!!
64. Jason-Amber back seat baby
65. *Holly*- Steve
66. Alyssa-andrew [[eep]]
67. �� Kalee*- cullen ��
68 joe - Ashley
69.Ashley-louis or chris.ehh?lol
70. Aj-lauren
71. Samantha - Ryan/Gordo
72. Trish- Matt.... hehe
73. Nicole- Tyler (shwing!)
74. Rachel- Kyle
75. frisby - not gonna say lol
76. taylor - RYAN GAtES duhhh <33
77.ben - KENNA BREA MY LOVER!!!!
78. emily-RYAN<33 yess!
79. ben-stephanie...like 2 seconds ago
80. Megan- Jamie about a week ago ( my favorite whore) ;)
81. B-ryce- im waiting till i get married for that
82. Aaron- your mom.....no not really....some1 help me
83. Eric- brittany, haha. the day after she broke up with justin
84. Andi- Elle (Lol my bestest friend ever! WE'RE NOT LESBIAN OR BI. I just kissed her on the cheek, lol. I love her)
85. Jenn- Evan my bf. I kissed him like 2 hours ago lol
86.Brogan- MARLANA! haha
87.marlana- Brogan *mmm*
88. jordan~Taylor
89. michelle~jc.....
90. Lauren - Tyler
91.Brittany-mike
92. Rachel-Nick (all the rachels on this list aren't me lol)
93. Amanda- My Dusty!!!
94. Mike-Amanda
95. Kayla Mae- Zac Lorette
96.angie....ryan matthew burge!
97.NiCk........
98.carly...umm this person while we were at a friends house in a hot tub........lolol
99. Michelle--Chris
100.Bonnie...i have never been kissed!
101. robert havent ever kissed anyone (yet)
102. Kersti--Rollie... i love him!!!
103. !!Rollie!!!_-_-_Kersti_-_-_
104.Katelyn- David-yeah i kno i havnt kissed n e one for a while
105.Jason-Arista yess... good times
106. Elysia - *cough*...No one. haha
107. sXs/Jason~Alyssa
108. Savhanna~ my last kiss was Adam Holze cuz i love this kid like no other! *MUAH* ..
109. Kathryn- Chris the bestest kisser EVER!
110. Britta william yay!!!
111. kyoki i last kissed my little brother on the forhead when i tucked him in does that count?
112. backpack - Drowzy. i think.
113. Rollin ~ KT
114. Pam = Darron
115. Kelsey~Nick
116. mary~michael
117. Sarah S.~ Rick
118. kathy ~ my b/f kevin
119.Colin- pshh no one
120.Micah~my squishy teddy-bear blue friend(haha, good times)
121. JAKE~ Kelly
122. Kelly~ Jake <3
123. Sarah|Zachary
124. Casey|davids mom
125. Dana~>keven
126. jenna~~trent
127. nate knight~> hailey :)
128. jessi- brittney
129 zach- julia
130~ Ashly-josh
131. Brandon<3 Sarah
132. Kaelani--Umm...i have to think....JK...My baby...Alex
133. Chelsea - oh jeez.. Shea. lol.
134. Sean~haley
135. Ashlee- who do you think? lol. the one and only Ben! :)
136. uumm I think chris yep chris lol how cute....
137.Brittany <3 Antonio
138. Kelsey - Matt
139. Miguel - nerissa
140.Mayra-Andrew (pretty drunk)
141. alex-penny
142. ikkin-holy lord i can't even remember..lmao, jk...albert.
143. Courtney~it was definately my lover Tony last night! Muah! Love ya hunn!
144. Never kissed anyone before....hope that doesn't mean i will get the bad lucks since i didn't put a name down here!! lol
145. Laura~Jordon
146. JUAN--[ ==D~ ~ ~UR MOTHER]
147. *alyssa*~~~wouldnt u like to kno! :)~
148. jennay~JohnD
148. sara**Hot guy i met in mexico!!!
149. emilio-jasmine... DUH!
150. Ashley~Keith...
151. Cassi- Steve...
152: Steph - Rybear. :]<3
153.Margo~ never kissed any one
154. Carla~ adrian
155. Manny- da one and only KALEENA!!!!! YAY
156. Jennifer- this guy Kamil
157. john~samatha
158.brittni~ Eddie
159.Anthony~Anna
160. Kayla-Neil
161. Donny- Jesica
162. Cass- Wes : (
163. Shondra-->Matthew
164. Loc-2 chix 4m O.C
165* Kiki Vicious - a pic of my gran daddy! God rest his soul!
166. Kevin- Melissa ;-)
167. Elizabeth- Trey. lol!
168. Alison - my baby cousin Zach.
169. Megan - Johnny
170. Rob - Erin
171. Erin- Rob!
172. Russ- no one
173. Ashley-my friend garrett lolol
174. GREG-miranda
175. Allison~J.R. of course!!
176. Josh-Only the sexiest, most beautiful woman alive....my baby Jamie! :)
177. Alicia - my boyfried! yay! wouldn't you like to know!
178. Manuel- Melissa, before we broke up,
179. * *Ms.Ruby* *- the last person i kissed was CHRiS! 8 hours ago.
180. HEATHER~~Renee...or was it Marie??....
181. ~*Lucy Lu*~My lobster :)
182. *Sandra Dee*- This hott baseball player! YummY
183.OSCAR~YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE :)
184.~AmBeR~= D a guy
185.Mikey-Stephanie of course
186. Stephanie-Mikey!!!!!
189.~brooke~RJ!!!
190. *Kayla*~ robert e.
191.alysha--> ..
192.MARX====>NISA
193. LEXY--->ELiAS
194. LAURA-- STEVEN!!!! ..
195. Melanie!- uh i cant answer this one ahahahaha
196. SEXCi LEXi- i CAN'T SAY CUZ 0NE...HE'S 0NLiNE...AND TW0...HE MiGHT GET MAD...AND THREE...i D0N'T THiNK HE WANTS ANY0NE T0 KN0W
197.$amy-MY BOO, LINDESY! MY GIRL HAS DA BEST LIPS!!
DON'T U WISH GUYS, U CAN HAVE HER!! SUX 4 U!!!
198.david~shonda
199. elicia-kyle
200. (<--yea bitches)Chelsea-Justin
201. belmont - ya-ya ...well thats never gunna happen again...she no like me anymore....
202.Deanna--David. Not gonna happen again though...=/
203. Alexandra....ewww gross travis c.
204.JeNJo....CAMERON!!!!! <333333333
205.lauren-um. haha.. donnie...
206. Kayla- Nick....duh
207.Ashfuck-Kyle...
208.Kelsie Love-Mr. Moe Placo!haha
209.Joe- Candace...............
210. Cody - Megan
211. Josh- Jameela
212. ~T-Lo~ : My Love, Erik
213. Jessica~Julio hehe LUCKY 13
214.mIk3-Maira Yessenia Cardenas De Ramirez ;-)
215. Maira~ my one n only Michael Jesus Ramirez
216. Carlos------- The Beutiful Monica
217. Mayra ---- The misterious man of my life
218. Jimmy------Noemi
219. Brittney - My Baby's Daddy
220. Anita~ I don't think it's a good idea to say
221. Maggie-- E.E. (that's all I'm giving you)
222. JaIrO---> my x.... ANT _ _ _ Y... u fill in the blanks... :D
223.Cathy----->My one and only Jose Coca
224.Mauricio-- my baby Cindy...I luv u baby so much
225.ANDREA~ THE ONE AND ONLY[MY BOYFRIEND] LOVE
226 TRIPSY__UMM JESUS
227.CHIKITINA....MY BABY JIMMY
228.shad0w--smurf
229.MICHELLE..~A.K.A.~...~*LIL MAMI*~..UM... JUSTIN!!!
230.Israel--------SNOER-------------LINDA :-*
231. KWEEN BOUNCY--------> NOBODY! IM ASHAMED...AHHH!
232.Mervyn------> my wife Veronica
234. BET -------------> My "WIFEY" ERIKA
235. DA-1------>BET'S "WIFEY" nah j/k Monique
236. Robert
237. My ass =)
238.myself? burnt tortilla for breakfast.
and,
today i walked outside and smelt wet cement and saw the dappled gray cubes of recycled stone and thought, gosh that sprinkler is turned on high. BUT NO DEAREST FRIENDS. it was a rain shower in the midst of california sun. i laughed so loud someone turned on the mute to their tv and peered out their window at me. shit son.
i've been having a go at ignoring these, and recently, i've also been having a pretty rocky go at life. oddly thinking there have been repercussions. so... uhm don't open the below.
RETARDED.Body: ~You've been caught~ This is the kissing list!! Copy this and then at the bottom of the list, write the name of the last person you kissed!! If you don't do this, you will have bad luck in relationships for the next 18 years!! Good Luck..
1.kaitlyn~coby
2.zach-karrie
3.josh-lindsay
4.Lindsay-Josh
5.Adam-Alyssa
6.Ryan-Hayley
7.Nathan-boobs haha...tina
8.Rachel-justin
9.justin-rachel
10.andrew-kirsti
11.cassie-eiji
12. ashley- Brett
13. Baylie__ A Lot Of PPl ( Zack )
14. Jennifer- MY BOYFRIEND AUSTIN !!!!!
15. Sara- my boyfriend MATT!!!!
16. Matt- Some girl named Sara. haha jk my girlfriend Sara.
17.Katlin-Scott
18. sarah j- sam :) tee hee (my room mate)
19. sam- sarah :) it was the best kiss ever!!
20. Colleen- uh cant remember who exactly...
21. Erik - hahahaha it was anna, she wanted me to give her some sugah....lil somethin somethin.
22. Ashley- my lovely boyfriend just before he left to go change with a whole bunch of guys... just kidding i love you scott
23. VIVIANA- alex!!!
24. Antoinette*Andrew Arce
25.Israel-Melissa
26.Hayden-Ashley
27. sarah the riverr- aldo c. <3
28. tina- beto
29.Beto-tina.
30. sara-sam
31.JK-JANNETTE
32. Rebecca - Chris W. :)
33.marcos- yoali
34.*Brisia*~Adam
35. .:LaDy_sTyLeZ:.-- muh BaBy sTyLeZ...i miss u!!!
36..JeSyKa..dIs NiGgAh ChRiS
37.Erica====> Nick
38.$*Speed*$.....My Boo Nikki
39?? Ariel??...... :-D Peter Pan :-)
40 Jeff........ ALISE
41.kaylee-i dont know
42.rachel- ummmmmmmm i dont know
43. Wesley - Becky.
44.caitlin-john!!
45. Ramisa~ Joey!!!xoxo
46. Adam- Colby
47. Jennah- RICK!!! I love you!!!
48. Aimee-Gabriel...i miss you!!!
49. Shawn-Robbie... god that was a while ago *cries just a little bit* I need a new someone...
50. Alibug-Lightweight......yummy
51. *Foxy*- Westy.. :-D oh yeah so sexxy
52.DE@D5Y_5T@R-->raVeN::...
53.Dustin---->Tony
54. Genoa>dustin
55. Lenny=Marissa.....no more...*sob*
56. Marissa+++Lenny never again :-[
57. Alexis-Steven <3
58. Allie- Liz.
59. matt- gabby
60.Paige-scott..*kisses ryan*
61. ryan-no one... well i guess scence paige just kissed me here but no one
62. Rachel ~ Pat
63.robyn-jordan!!
64. Jason-Amber back seat baby
65. *Holly*- Steve
66. Alyssa-andrew [[eep]]
67. �� Kalee*- cullen ��
68 joe - Ashley
69.Ashley-louis or chris.ehh?lol
70. Aj-lauren
71. Samantha - Ryan/Gordo
72. Trish- Matt.... hehe
73. Nicole- Tyler (shwing!)
74. Rachel- Kyle
75. frisby - not gonna say lol
76. taylor - RYAN GAtES duhhh <33
77.ben - KENNA BREA MY LOVER!!!!
78. emily-RYAN<33 yess!
79. ben-stephanie...like 2 seconds ago
80. Megan- Jamie about a week ago ( my favorite whore) ;)
81. B-ryce- im waiting till i get married for that
82. Aaron- your mom.....no not really....some1 help me
83. Eric- brittany, haha. the day after she broke up with justin
84. Andi- Elle (Lol my bestest friend ever! WE'RE NOT LESBIAN OR BI. I just kissed her on the cheek, lol. I love her)
85. Jenn- Evan my bf. I kissed him like 2 hours ago lol
86.Brogan- MARLANA! haha
87.marlana- Brogan *mmm*
88. jordan~Taylor
89. michelle~jc.....
90. Lauren - Tyler
91.Brittany-mike
92. Rachel-Nick (all the rachels on this list aren't me lol)
93. Amanda- My Dusty!!!
94. Mike-Amanda
95. Kayla Mae- Zac Lorette
96.angie....ryan matthew burge!
97.NiCk........
98.carly...umm this person while we were at a friends house in a hot tub........lolol
99. Michelle--Chris
100.Bonnie...i have never been kissed!
101. robert havent ever kissed anyone (yet)
102. Kersti--Rollie... i love him!!!
103. !!Rollie!!!_-_-_Kersti_-_-_
104.Katelyn- David-yeah i kno i havnt kissed n e one for a while
105.Jason-Arista yess... good times
106. Elysia - *cough*...No one. haha
107. sXs/Jason~Alyssa
108. Savhanna~ my last kiss was Adam Holze cuz i love this kid like no other! *MUAH* ..
109. Kathryn- Chris the bestest kisser EVER!
110. Britta william yay!!!
111. kyoki i last kissed my little brother on the forhead when i tucked him in does that count?
112. backpack - Drowzy. i think.
113. Rollin ~ KT
114. Pam = Darron
115. Kelsey~Nick
116. mary~michael
117. Sarah S.~ Rick
118. kathy ~ my b/f kevin
119.Colin- pshh no one
120.Micah~my squishy teddy-bear blue friend(haha, good times)
121. JAKE~ Kelly
122. Kelly~ Jake <3
123. Sarah|Zachary
124. Casey|davids mom
125. Dana~>keven
126. jenna~~trent
127. nate knight~> hailey :)
128. jessi- brittney
129 zach- julia
130~ Ashly-josh
131. Brandon<3 Sarah
132. Kaelani--Umm...i have to think....JK...My baby...Alex
133. Chelsea - oh jeez.. Shea. lol.
134. Sean~haley
135. Ashlee- who do you think? lol. the one and only Ben! :)
136. uumm I think chris yep chris lol how cute....
137.Brittany <3 Antonio
138. Kelsey - Matt
139. Miguel - nerissa
140.Mayra-Andrew (pretty drunk)
141. alex-penny
142. ikkin-holy lord i can't even remember..lmao, jk...albert.
143. Courtney~it was definately my lover Tony last night! Muah! Love ya hunn!
144. Never kissed anyone before....hope that doesn't mean i will get the bad lucks since i didn't put a name down here!! lol
145. Laura~Jordon
146. JUAN--[ ==D~ ~ ~UR MOTHER]
147. *alyssa*~~~wouldnt u like to kno! :)~
148. jennay~JohnD
148. sara**Hot guy i met in mexico!!!
149. emilio-jasmine... DUH!
150. Ashley~Keith...
151. Cassi- Steve...
152: Steph - Rybear. :]<3
153.Margo~ never kissed any one
154. Carla~ adrian
155. Manny- da one and only KALEENA!!!!! YAY
156. Jennifer- this guy Kamil
157. john~samatha
158.brittni~ Eddie
159.Anthony~Anna
160. Kayla-Neil
161. Donny- Jesica
162. Cass- Wes : (
163. Shondra-->Matthew
164. Loc-2 chix 4m O.C
165* Kiki Vicious - a pic of my gran daddy! God rest his soul!
166. Kevin- Melissa ;-)
167. Elizabeth- Trey. lol!
168. Alison - my baby cousin Zach.
169. Megan - Johnny
170. Rob - Erin
171. Erin- Rob!
172. Russ- no one
173. Ashley-my friend garrett lolol
174. GREG-miranda
175. Allison~J.R. of course!!
176. Josh-Only the sexiest, most beautiful woman alive....my baby Jamie! :)
177. Alicia - my boyfried! yay! wouldn't you like to know!
178. Manuel- Melissa, before we broke up,
179. * *Ms.Ruby* *- the last person i kissed was CHRiS! 8 hours ago.
180. HEATHER~~Renee...or was it Marie??....
181. ~*Lucy Lu*~My lobster :)
182. *Sandra Dee*- This hott baseball player! YummY
183.OSCAR~YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE :)
184.~AmBeR~= D a guy
185.Mikey-Stephanie of course
186. Stephanie-Mikey!!!!!
189.~brooke~RJ!!!
190. *Kayla*~ robert e.
191.alysha--> ..
192.MARX====>NISA
193. LEXY--->ELiAS
194. LAURA-- STEVEN!!!! ..
195. Melanie!- uh i cant answer this one ahahahaha
196. SEXCi LEXi- i CAN'T SAY CUZ 0NE...HE'S 0NLiNE...AND TW0...HE MiGHT GET MAD...AND THREE...i D0N'T THiNK HE WANTS ANY0NE T0 KN0W
197.$amy-MY BOO, LINDESY! MY GIRL HAS DA BEST LIPS!!
DON'T U WISH GUYS, U CAN HAVE HER!! SUX 4 U!!!
198.david~shonda
199. elicia-kyle
200. (<--yea bitches)Chelsea-Justin
201. belmont - ya-ya ...well thats never gunna happen again...she no like me anymore....
202.Deanna--David. Not gonna happen again though...=/
203. Alexandra....ewww gross travis c.
204.JeNJo....CAMERON!!!!! <333333333
205.lauren-um. haha.. donnie...
206. Kayla- Nick....duh
207.Ashfuck-Kyle...
208.Kelsie Love-Mr. Moe Placo!haha
209.Joe- Candace...............
210. Cody - Megan
211. Josh- Jameela
212. ~T-Lo~ : My Love, Erik
213. Jessica~Julio hehe LUCKY 13
214.mIk3-Maira Yessenia Cardenas De Ramirez ;-)
215. Maira~ my one n only Michael Jesus Ramirez
216. Carlos------- The Beutiful Monica
217. Mayra ---- The misterious man of my life
218. Jimmy------Noemi
219. Brittney - My Baby's Daddy
220. Anita~ I don't think it's a good idea to say
221. Maggie-- E.E. (that's all I'm giving you)
222. JaIrO---> my x.... ANT _ _ _ Y... u fill in the blanks... :D
223.Cathy----->My one and only Jose Coca
224.Mauricio-- my baby Cindy...I luv u baby so much
225.ANDREA~ THE ONE AND ONLY[MY BOYFRIEND] LOVE
226 TRIPSY__UMM JESUS
227.CHIKITINA....MY BABY JIMMY
228.shad0w--smurf
229.MICHELLE..~A.K.A.~...~*LIL MAMI*~..UM... JUSTIN!!!
230.Israel--------SNOER-------------LINDA :-*
231. KWEEN BOUNCY--------> NOBODY! IM ASHAMED...AHHH!
232.Mervyn------> my wife Veronica
234. BET -------------> My "WIFEY" ERIKA
235. DA-1------>BET'S "WIFEY" nah j/k Monique
236. Robert
237. My ass =)
238.myself? burnt tortilla for breakfast.