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Good god, Zed, you just have the worst luck ever. But THANK YOU for being coherent enough to make it to the bench, because everyone is saying that's the reason that you are still alive. And yes, I'm going to continue to pretend that I'm actually talking TO YOU, because that's what I like to do best, you see. I must say, I think you've given me QUITE enough heart attacks for a lifetime, and even though I kind of forgot about you for a little bit, being traded and traded again, and then maybe even waived, I still love you. THAT'S RIGHT ZED, I STILL LOVE YOU. I'd love you more if you came home, but I don't really see that happening, so I'll resign myself to that fact.
But god damn, this was even worse than McLaren's, and I don't care if that asshole IS paired with Rivet now, I will never approve of him in the slightest. At least this wasn't INTENTIONAL, although, turns out that the unintentional stuff is much, much worse. And I feel pretty bad for Jokinen because that's GOT to be rough, though if he's going to get traded, I wouldn't complain in the SLIGHTEST if he came here for that useless excuse for a Newfie.
In other news, I have no idea WHAT happened with O'Byrne, but I like that kid, so I'd prefer if he refrains from STEALING WOMEN'S PURSES IN THE FUTURE, KTHX. Kotso had best have protected him in jail, because he's far too pretty for the likes of such a place. And I also enjoy how because they spent a night in jail, that MONTREAL'S PLAYOFF DREAMS ARE NOW OVER. Like, please. First place is over, and maybe fourth, but we'll make it, if only barely.
So O'Byrne, come back soon, because I can't handle the former Briseboo back there anymore. Every time he's on the ice I cringe-- it's like an atomic bomb waiting to go off.
But those doctors better treat Zed well, or I'll have to start blasting. Get well soon, and dump that skank whore, while you're at it!
But god damn, this was even worse than McLaren's, and I don't care if that asshole IS paired with Rivet now, I will never approve of him in the slightest. At least this wasn't INTENTIONAL, although, turns out that the unintentional stuff is much, much worse. And I feel pretty bad for Jokinen because that's GOT to be rough, though if he's going to get traded, I wouldn't complain in the SLIGHTEST if he came here for that useless excuse for a Newfie.
In other news, I have no idea WHAT happened with O'Byrne, but I like that kid, so I'd prefer if he refrains from STEALING WOMEN'S PURSES IN THE FUTURE, KTHX. Kotso had best have protected him in jail, because he's far too pretty for the likes of such a place. And I also enjoy how because they spent a night in jail, that MONTREAL'S PLAYOFF DREAMS ARE NOW OVER. Like, please. First place is over, and maybe fourth, but we'll make it, if only barely.
So O'Byrne, come back soon, because I can't handle the former Briseboo back there anymore. Every time he's on the ice I cringe-- it's like an atomic bomb waiting to go off.
But those doctors better treat Zed well, or I'll have to start blasting. Get well soon, and dump that skank whore, while you're at it!