non-sequitorialness part two
"Never cross the room to talk to a SNOB again."
Skip the bar. Go to Date.com
Online ads get more and more interesting as the day progresses. It is now 8:30 in the am, and plenty of the day left unchecked...
Get your pharmaceuticals NOW Adam.Sorkin zing Buddha camaraderie
I've noticed my spam becoming more and more unintelligible, and slightly more cordial as the years have progressed. If only they would get my name right.
What used to be visually offensive and outwardly loud sounding:
GET YOUR PILLZ NOW TO ENLARGE! MAKE HER SCREAM IN PAIN!! YOUR SMALL MEMBER WILL BE NO MORE!!! FUCK HER BLIND WITH YOUR NEW MANHOOD!!!!
is now:
Please accept this polite offer for a natural herbal remedy which will greatly enhance your endowment
This sounds like something Oberlin College needs. Are you reading this Nancy Dye?
::sigh::
Skip the bar. Go to Date.com
Online ads get more and more interesting as the day progresses. It is now 8:30 in the am, and plenty of the day left unchecked...
Get your pharmaceuticals NOW Adam.Sorkin zing Buddha camaraderie
I've noticed my spam becoming more and more unintelligible, and slightly more cordial as the years have progressed. If only they would get my name right.
What used to be visually offensive and outwardly loud sounding:
GET YOUR PILLZ NOW TO ENLARGE! MAKE HER SCREAM IN PAIN!! YOUR SMALL MEMBER WILL BE NO MORE!!! FUCK HER BLIND WITH YOUR NEW MANHOOD!!!!
is now:
Please accept this polite offer for a natural herbal remedy which will greatly enhance your endowment
This sounds like something Oberlin College needs. Are you reading this Nancy Dye?
::sigh::