Alliterative assholes
This is a Kudos letter that my department received:
hey guys, i just got through speaking with MOSES who helped me get my PRINTER in sync with my i-mac computer.
FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS I HAVE BEEN PERSISTENTLY PETURBED BY A PARTICULARLY PERPLEXING PROBLEM WHICH HAS MADE ME PRINTER PARANOID. THE PRINT PERSISTENTLY FAILED TO MATCH THE TEXT. SO I TURNED TO YOU. NOT JUST ANY "YOU". IT WAS YOU, MOSES.
THANKS TO YOUR PERSPICACIOUS PROPENSITY FOR PERFECTION, YOU SOLVED MY PERPLEXING PROBLEM AND NOW MY PRINTER PERFORMS PERSISTENTLY PERFECT. PLAUDITS FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
(email address removed) OTHERWISE KNOWN AS ELLIE.
I so want to reply with "Props on performing as a pretentious prick!" but that would probably precipitate my posterior being plucked from the place.
hey guys, i just got through speaking with MOSES who helped me get my PRINTER in sync with my i-mac computer.
FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS I HAVE BEEN PERSISTENTLY PETURBED BY A PARTICULARLY PERPLEXING PROBLEM WHICH HAS MADE ME PRINTER PARANOID. THE PRINT PERSISTENTLY FAILED TO MATCH THE TEXT. SO I TURNED TO YOU. NOT JUST ANY "YOU". IT WAS YOU, MOSES.
THANKS TO YOUR PERSPICACIOUS PROPENSITY FOR PERFECTION, YOU SOLVED MY PERPLEXING PROBLEM AND NOW MY PRINTER PERFORMS PERSISTENTLY PERFECT. PLAUDITS FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
(email address removed) OTHERWISE KNOWN AS ELLIE.
I so want to reply with "Props on performing as a pretentious prick!" but that would probably precipitate my posterior being plucked from the place.