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[obfuscate]

I just got the most hysterical string of messages on okcupid.

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[luminousx]

He's a winner!

[obfuscate]

And what has he won? A lifetime supply of creepy!

[laughingimp]

At least he hasn't gotten to the "you aren't responding with zeal, and so you must be a fat, ugly, drug-addled whore who needs a good hard gangbang to straighten you out." Those are always my favorite.

[obfuscate]

But did you notice the timestamps on the first two messages? Come on!

[obfuscate]

I have found this to be entirely true.

[nabuchodonosor]

One of the reasons I left OKCupid was this one guy who hated classical and opera and reading but kept sending me messages about how he thought I was the one he'd marry and have kids with. I'd block him and later he'd be back with another account.

Some folks, they don't get the message.

[tervin]

There is no shortage of fucking weirdos.

[nothinfinah]

it's always nice to hear that:
1- "you don't have life figured out so well"
and 2- "judging people ... isn't getting you anywhere, or making new friends."

::rolls eyes:: yeesh.