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I have my moments of grace, but I'm also slightly accident prone (see: stapling my finger and sticking my hand in the table saw), and this last week and change has been a bit ridiculous:
I cut myself on a paper towel dispenser, and then
I cut myself on the lid of the dumpster, and then
Last night, after tripping over the stairs and then tripping over a stack of chairs walking out of Maggie Miley's, I drunkenly stumbled home and cut myself on a bag of chips.
It's a wonder I survived four years of carpentry.
I cut myself on a paper towel dispenser, and then
I cut myself on the lid of the dumpster, and then
Last night, after tripping over the stairs and then tripping over a stack of chairs walking out of Maggie Miley's, I drunkenly stumbled home and cut myself on a bag of chips.
It's a wonder I survived four years of carpentry.