Title: Beast of Burden
Author: Obfusc8er
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Warnings: One naughtyish word, used twice
Summary: A bit of dialogue without context. I imagine Jack's had either too much rum, or not enough.
"Jack Sparrow, you're such an ass!"
"Yes, love. I am an ass. I'm a bleating, braying, bloody stubborn creature-a beast of burden what must be beaten and prodded and cajoled to do the bidding of others. I've been under the whip and the glowing brand. But beware: Old Jack's not so broken as some may think. I'm known to balk when misused. I may bite or kick or even trample those who stand in my way. There's a touch of the wild in me veins. And if you dare to take this ride, love, there'll be no reins."