3rd: The Training of Haruhi Suzumiya
Hello people of Adstring! Your beloved Brigade Chief has a few announcements! First, due to recent events, the SOS Brigade has lost it's only member, so I'm leaving the offer for membership open indefinitely or till all positions are filled! To join just come talk to me or, if I'm not around, there is a sign up sheet on the door of my room at the clinic.
Now, moving onto my main point for talking to all of you, I have a request you guys might be able to help me with! You see the wonderfully energetic Guy recommended I train the Brigade how to fight as part of our usual regimen. I do belive this is an excellent Idea, as it would prepaire the Brigade for sutations in which the mysteries we hunt decide to fight back! It hasn't happened yet, but that doesn't mean it never will! But there is one little hitch in my plan, I don't really know how to fight. I mean I can drop kick a guy a few hundrad feet, but that's not really "fighting" as I see it. That's why I'm talking to you guys tonight, I reallllyyy would like someone to teach me to fight! I can't really offer you anything in return. But, I promise I'll be a loyal and hard working student and practice hard every day!
Now, moving onto my main point for talking to all of you, I have a request you guys might be able to help me with! You see the wonderfully energetic Guy recommended I train the Brigade how to fight as part of our usual regimen. I do belive this is an excellent Idea, as it would prepaire the Brigade for sutations in which the mysteries we hunt decide to fight back! It hasn't happened yet, but that doesn't mean it never will! But there is one little hitch in my plan, I don't really know how to fight. I mean I can drop kick a guy a few hundrad feet, but that's not really "fighting" as I see it. That's why I'm talking to you guys tonight, I reallllyyy would like someone to teach me to fight! I can't really offer you anything in return. But, I promise I'll be a loyal and hard working student and practice hard every day!