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Sep 21, 2006 18:55

Hell. Potter was. Did we.

Yes. Yes, we did.

Hell.

I'm never getting drunk again.

Alternate possibility: I'm getting drunk more often.

If the people downstairs don't shut up soon, I'll gas their apartment.

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uncookednoodle September 22 2006, 00:40:44 UTC

We need to talk.
Right. Now.

obey_or_i_shoot September 22 2006, 00:57:49 UTC

About what, precisely?

uncookednoodle September 22 2006, 01:03:13 UTC

We shagged and now everything's gone to hell! That's what!

obey_or_i_shoot September 22 2006, 01:04:02 UTC

This is true. Why do we need to discuss this?

uncookednoodle September 22 2006, 01:09:01 UTC

I...what happened? Why did we DO that? What does it MEAN?

obey_or_i_shoot September 22 2006, 01:13:06 UTC

1) I fucked you.
2) If I remember correctly, you kissed me first.
3) It means that you can't hold your liquor. And it means that you're officially an adulterer.

uncookednoodle September 22 2006, 01:30:47 UTC

BUT THIS HAS TO MEAN SOMETHING! More, I mean. Beyond what HAPPENED.

I mean...doesn't any of this BOTHER you? That we hurt Remus??

Does this mean...I'm gay?

obey_or_i_shoot September 22 2006, 01:33:28 UTC

Evidently it means you're having a sexual identity crisis. That's something, I suppose. As to your question, I really wouldn't have a damn idea, would I?

uncookednoodle September 22 2006, 01:36:40 UTC

But...we HURT PEOPLE. We hurt REMUS and SIRIUS and my WIFE and SON.

Doesn't this mean ANYTHING to you?

obey_or_i_shoot September 22 2006, 02:04:07 UTC

I don't really care about your wife and son. Hurting Sirius was part of the reason it happened.

uncookednoodle September 22 2006, 02:08:16 UTC

Fine. Be cold about that. But you can't even DENY we hurt Remus. What about that?

obey_or_i_shoot September 22 2006, 02:29:48 UTC

I'll be happy to answer once you explain exactly how this is your business.

uncookednoodle September 22 2006, 02:34:45 UTC

I'm INVOLVED in this, tosser. I'm HOW you hurt Remus and he's my best mate!

obey_or_i_shoot September 22 2006, 02:52:36 UTC

I am very much aware. If I found that sufficient reason for this to be your business, I wouldn't even have asked.

uncookednoodle September 22 2006, 03:14:13 UTC

You fucking sodding TOSSER! I WILL CLATTER YOUR GIRLISH YANK FACE!

AT LEAST I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND! AT LEAST I'M TRYING TO FIX THINGS!

obey_or_i_shoot September 22 2006, 03:42:39 UTC

clatter v
1. to make a rattling sound
2. to talk noisily or rapidly
3. to move or go with a clatter

How, precisely, will you do this to my head?

Regarding "fixing it", I'm too tired to engage in such a pointless activity.

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