Just popping in...
Taking ten minutes off my insanely busy schedule to do this thing, because it looked amusing.
List 12 people and don't read the questions until you fill this out:
1. Lord Voldemort
2. Yukimura Seiichi
3. Yuki Eiri
4. Remus Lupin
5. Sirius Black
6. Draco Malfoy
7. Harry Potter
8. Legolas Greenleaf
9. Captain Jack Sparrow
10. Ash Ketchum
11. Echizen Ryoma
12. Jesus
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Draco Malfoy/Echizen Ryoma)
No, and very possibly.
Do you think Four is hot? (Remus Lupin)
I don't swing that way, but if I did, I certainly would.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Jesus/Legolas Greenleaf)
Oh, dear. There would probably be a lot of worry about the fact that the son of God was having a child. I don't think the male pregnancy aspect would be as important, seeing as Jesus is directly involved.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? (Captain Jack Sparrow)
Sadly not.
Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Yukimura Seiichi/Draco Malfoy)
I think Draco would go insane in about five minutes. IT WOULD BE CUTE THOUGH.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (Sirius Black/Captain Jack Sparrow or Sirius Black/Ash Ketchum)
Am I choosing? Five/Nine, probably, since I think the Ketchum boy is only about twelve. But Sirius/Remus would of course be preferable.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Harry Potter, Yukimura Seiichi/Jesus)
He would probably yell a lot. And then pass out.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Yuki Eiri/Ash Ketchum)
I cannot possibly. The idea is... far too strange.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Lord Voldemort/Legolas Greenleaf)
I don't believe there is, no...
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Harry Potter/Jesus)
"Heavenly Magic."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Remus Lupin deflowering Lord Voldemort)
Hallucinogenic drugs. Lots of them.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? (Harry Potter)
It is a virtual certainty.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Yuki Eiri)
Highly unlikely.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Echizen Ryoma)
Yes.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Yukimura Seiichi/Remus Lupin/Sirius Black)
It would be unsurprising.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Ash Ketchum)
I don't usually think of prepubescents and "great passion" in the same sentence, thanks.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Legolas Greenleaf)
"Into The West" by Annie Lenox. ...WELL, IF IT FITS. And it does.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Lord Voldemort/Draco Malfoy/Jesus)
Smut, alternate universe, hallucinogenic drugs
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? (Yukimura Seiichi, Ash Ketchum)
Something about Poke-balls, I suspect.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Sirius Black)
Last night.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink? (Draco Malfoy)
Harry. Or being pregnant, possibly.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Echizen Ryoma, Captain Jack Sparrow)
I rather think it'd be the other way around.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Yuki Eiri/Harry Potter)
Yuki, definitely.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Lord Voldemort and Captain Jack Sparrow are in a happy relationship until Captain Jack Sparrow suddenly runs off with Remus Lupin. Lord Voldemort, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Echizen Ryoma and a brief unhappy affair with Jesus, then follows the wise advice of Sirius Black and finds true love with Yuki Eiri."
"Completely Out-Of-Character Drama," perhaps. Or "Hallucogenic Drugs." I suspect that Jesus would read it, as would Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, just to laugh at it. Mary should write it.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Harry Potter/Legolas Greenleaf)
I would be baffled, since they are not in fact in the same fandom at all.
List 12 people and don't read the questions until you fill this out:
1. Lord Voldemort
2. Yukimura Seiichi
3. Yuki Eiri
4. Remus Lupin
5. Sirius Black
6. Draco Malfoy
7. Harry Potter
8. Legolas Greenleaf
9. Captain Jack Sparrow
10. Ash Ketchum
11. Echizen Ryoma
12. Jesus
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Draco Malfoy/Echizen Ryoma)
No, and very possibly.
Do you think Four is hot? (Remus Lupin)
I don't swing that way, but if I did, I certainly would.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Jesus/Legolas Greenleaf)
Oh, dear. There would probably be a lot of worry about the fact that the son of God was having a child. I don't think the male pregnancy aspect would be as important, seeing as Jesus is directly involved.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? (Captain Jack Sparrow)
Sadly not.
Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Yukimura Seiichi/Draco Malfoy)
I think Draco would go insane in about five minutes. IT WOULD BE CUTE THOUGH.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (Sirius Black/Captain Jack Sparrow or Sirius Black/Ash Ketchum)
Am I choosing? Five/Nine, probably, since I think the Ketchum boy is only about twelve. But Sirius/Remus would of course be preferable.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Harry Potter, Yukimura Seiichi/Jesus)
He would probably yell a lot. And then pass out.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Yuki Eiri/Ash Ketchum)
I cannot possibly. The idea is... far too strange.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Lord Voldemort/Legolas Greenleaf)
I don't believe there is, no...
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Harry Potter/Jesus)
"Heavenly Magic."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Remus Lupin deflowering Lord Voldemort)
Hallucinogenic drugs. Lots of them.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? (Harry Potter)
It is a virtual certainty.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Yuki Eiri)
Highly unlikely.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Echizen Ryoma)
Yes.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Yukimura Seiichi/Remus Lupin/Sirius Black)
It would be unsurprising.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Ash Ketchum)
I don't usually think of prepubescents and "great passion" in the same sentence, thanks.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Legolas Greenleaf)
"Into The West" by Annie Lenox. ...WELL, IF IT FITS. And it does.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Lord Voldemort/Draco Malfoy/Jesus)
Smut, alternate universe, hallucinogenic drugs
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? (Yukimura Seiichi, Ash Ketchum)
Something about Poke-balls, I suspect.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Sirius Black)
Last night.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink? (Draco Malfoy)
Harry. Or being pregnant, possibly.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Echizen Ryoma, Captain Jack Sparrow)
I rather think it'd be the other way around.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Yuki Eiri/Harry Potter)
Yuki, definitely.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Lord Voldemort and Captain Jack Sparrow are in a happy relationship until Captain Jack Sparrow suddenly runs off with Remus Lupin. Lord Voldemort, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Echizen Ryoma and a brief unhappy affair with Jesus, then follows the wise advice of Sirius Black and finds true love with Yuki Eiri."
"Completely Out-Of-Character Drama," perhaps. Or "Hallucogenic Drugs." I suspect that Jesus would read it, as would Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, just to laugh at it. Mary should write it.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Harry Potter/Legolas Greenleaf)
I would be baffled, since they are not in fact in the same fandom at all.