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#37 4-25-09 (MELROSE PLACE)

Alternative episode titles:
“Jean Jacket Gold Rush”
“No, she wasn’t in Wilson Phillips”
“Somebody falls for the married person”
“p.s.- These people are not in their 20s”
“Jane goes baby batshit, y’all!”
“Eroticizing bib overalls”
“We’ll all regret this one day”
“Rhonda finds her other earring”
“9021-twentysomething”
“’What’s another assault charge?’ Jake says”
“Pretend they can afford all those clothes”
“Maybe this time the one-night stand will last forever”
“A minority storyline”
“Alison and Billy- do it already”
“90s social issue checklist”
“Dance of the pleated-front Levis”
“Didn’t she have a southern accent?”
“We wear big-ass belts”
“More sex than Friends”
“Shhhhh all acting is this bad”
“Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Kimberly!”
“Jake rocks male camel toe”
“Flannel friction: Matt gets gay-bashed”
“Shooters is the new Regal Beagle”
“Hats: the necessary accessory”
“Wouldn’t you if you were Michael?”
“Holy fuck we actually wore that shit”
“Heather Locklear jumps the shark”
“This paid for Mrs. Spelling’s new breasts”
“HPV: Ground Zero”