conversations with an old friend from jeezus [sic] camp
me: call me superstitious, but is getting married on a plantation a bad idea or the worst idea?
boston vegan: getting married is the worst idea
//in her world, if it doesn't work for her, it doesn't work for anyone
me: these awful people are occupying my jogging path and i'd nic their food for revenge, but it's jimmy's grille
bv: this is who, btw?
me:[me] // nice of her not to save my number
bv: is this yr tacky marriage plan or someone else's? // how'm i gonna get mad at the catering and people at my own wedding, idiot?
me: jesus hossein christ, it's like you don't even know me. my tacky marriage plan is elkton JOP with any hawtie in need of a green card
me: my nontacky plan is i'm the founder of dying alone club
bv: marriage hasn't been a path to citizenship since bush II. these days, best case scenario, it looks good on yr app. usu, obama deports you anyway. change. hope. // thanks, obama!
me:these wack assed people have 4 portpotties in lieu of a decent loo
boston vegan: getting married is the worst idea
//in her world, if it doesn't work for her, it doesn't work for anyone
me: these awful people are occupying my jogging path and i'd nic their food for revenge, but it's jimmy's grille
bv: this is who, btw?
me:[me] // nice of her not to save my number
bv: is this yr tacky marriage plan or someone else's? // how'm i gonna get mad at the catering and people at my own wedding, idiot?
me: jesus hossein christ, it's like you don't even know me. my tacky marriage plan is elkton JOP with any hawtie in need of a green card
me: my nontacky plan is i'm the founder of dying alone club
bv: marriage hasn't been a path to citizenship since bush II. these days, best case scenario, it looks good on yr app. usu, obama deports you anyway. change. hope. // thanks, obama!
me:these wack assed people have 4 portpotties in lieu of a decent loo