seriously i look like a muppet in this icon

[oberstc]

michelle told me that i said in ap if i wanted one band to open for me it would be straylight run and i believed her and went to go write an album about committing suicide but it turns out she was just torturing me so i sold it to simple plan for dirt cheap....... i'm thinking maybe because it had guest vocals by michelle on it

i hope everyone heard about how i slaughtered one foot in front of the other and turned it into landlocked blues except not really because everything i do is brilliant and i've never slaughtered a song in my life because a) it's my own song and b) i am so good i don't need covers except for apparently they played my version of blue christmas on the oc whatever day it came on and seth cohen hi it's conor can i have my band back....... thanks babe. i hope that was homo enough for brian lane

happy new year's don't drink and drive and don't eat dead animals