Merry Politically Correct Holiday!
First and foremost, I'd like to introduce to the world, the wonders of a new semi-religious holiday, dubbed STRAP-ON DAY!!!!11777 It was conceived during a conversation with Sarah, and his disguse over how people who don't believe in christmas are forced to acknowledge its existence through the media, shops, and choral singers inside malls. So we decided we shoul;d have a holiday to force everyone to celebrate. And we decided it's going to be in teh summer, since its lackage of holidays then. Also, you can get naked easier in teh summer.
Secondly, I would like to thank my karmic cycle for the deliverance of such great BODILY HARM and PHYSICAL INJURIES to me this Year's End, the list of the ailments I currently suffer from as I'm typing this up, is as follows:
1) I sliced off the tip of my right ring finger on the slicer at work last thursday, I've never seen so much blood gush from a single wound on my body before, it still hurts if I type too hard, or do anything with it.
2) Itchings of multiple places including but are not limited to the legs, groin and thigh area has lead to missing skin from over-scratching. Patches of skinlessness stings and sores even now.
3) A fast-food-industry-induced acne that had developed on my right cheek had been oozing unknown substances for days, I feel it might be infected, as it burns and aches in all my waking moments.
4) The chalezian or however you spell it is thinking of coiming back, it has made attempts in forms of oozing pus from my eyelid and blood pus mixture down my cheek during my sleep.
5) Last but not least, I contracted common influenza this weekend.
Horei, merry holiday to me. One cou;ld never ask for anything better than miscellaneous pains and injuries, to remind them that with every one good thing, comes a multiply of 10 bad things. I named this due to the fact that I'M FINALLY MOVING IN WITH DER HUBBY IN 3 DAYS!!!! And thus my many happiness and wishes fulfilled has attracted the handful of pains and suffering.
Oh, today I met someone from Coquitlam who came here for vacation, she was a customer. Coincidentally, she knows all the chinese ex-friends I used to know in highschool. Creepy, yet surprising coincidence at work. I miss Vancouver more so than usual, during holidays/. Particularly, Jessie's family, and Crystal, and Krystal and Anna (whom I accidentally saw in an issue of Cure as Sendai Kamotsu cosplay), and Maggie/Mei, and running into Bill everyday in different towns and situations. And all the FALITAS, term coined last night while discussing with Kelly the many Fat Lolitas in Vancouver. XD
But yes. EVERYONE SHOULD GO SEE [MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA]!!!!
Oh, I got some interesting stuff for Christmas. Including SD Gundam Figures of Wing Zero Custom, and normal Deathscythe (Buuuuu!), and a set of Kozuka, Tanto and Katana (finally! I have pointy things to brag about! They're green though, green isn't my color, so buuuu!), and the best pressie of all from the best person of all.... SILENT HILL 1 from KELLY!!!! Even though it's old, but HOLY CRAP you can tell where the other games, especially 2 and 3, got their stuff from. AND NOW I OWN THE ENTIRE SERIES!!! FUFUFUFUFU!!!11136481?
I'll have to come back to Vancouver as we settle down here, to grab the rest of my stuff, and to introduce my marvelous husband to all my now-estranged homies. And possibly re-introduce myself to those who forgotten who I am, or was. And bring back some bootleg vk stuff for people here who have very limited access to those kinds of things. Like skin whitening cream. Or life-size Gackt standee. I wonder if that's still there...
OH YES, and make Puri! ThERE ARE NO PURI MACHINES HERE!!!! >w<
TOPATO!! <- new word invented last week, a topato is the instance you left a potato out too long, and when you open it, it's a strange array of colors, and smells horrible, thus becoming a dark-side version of its former self, called a Topato. Kelly's eyes are sometimes the color of topatos.
Oh yes, if I hadn't mentioned it already, go buy Fatal Frame 3.
Oh yes #2, we went in and Kelly had her Depo-Provera shot yesterday. No side effects has festered so far, at least none we noticed. Apparently the side effects on the little booklet that comes with it are long term, as in they're show up when you're 50 and you just blame it on old age. Gud gud gud. That said, I fear that my home-life will be riddled with wild, unprotected pouncing sessions that makes the most abstained catholic minister quiver with undying lust and soils his holy robes with gallons of sacrilegious spooge.
I think I might've said too much. ^^'
Secondly, I would like to thank my karmic cycle for the deliverance of such great BODILY HARM and PHYSICAL INJURIES to me this Year's End, the list of the ailments I currently suffer from as I'm typing this up, is as follows:
1) I sliced off the tip of my right ring finger on the slicer at work last thursday, I've never seen so much blood gush from a single wound on my body before, it still hurts if I type too hard, or do anything with it.
2) Itchings of multiple places including but are not limited to the legs, groin and thigh area has lead to missing skin from over-scratching. Patches of skinlessness stings and sores even now.
3) A fast-food-industry-induced acne that had developed on my right cheek had been oozing unknown substances for days, I feel it might be infected, as it burns and aches in all my waking moments.
4) The chalezian or however you spell it is thinking of coiming back, it has made attempts in forms of oozing pus from my eyelid and blood pus mixture down my cheek during my sleep.
5) Last but not least, I contracted common influenza this weekend.
Horei, merry holiday to me. One cou;ld never ask for anything better than miscellaneous pains and injuries, to remind them that with every one good thing, comes a multiply of 10 bad things. I named this due to the fact that I'M FINALLY MOVING IN WITH DER HUBBY IN 3 DAYS!!!! And thus my many happiness and wishes fulfilled has attracted the handful of pains and suffering.
Oh, today I met someone from Coquitlam who came here for vacation, she was a customer. Coincidentally, she knows all the chinese ex-friends I used to know in highschool. Creepy, yet surprising coincidence at work. I miss Vancouver more so than usual, during holidays/. Particularly, Jessie's family, and Crystal, and Krystal and Anna (whom I accidentally saw in an issue of Cure as Sendai Kamotsu cosplay), and Maggie/Mei, and running into Bill everyday in different towns and situations. And all the FALITAS, term coined last night while discussing with Kelly the many Fat Lolitas in Vancouver. XD
But yes. EVERYONE SHOULD GO SEE [MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA]!!!!
Oh, I got some interesting stuff for Christmas. Including SD Gundam Figures of Wing Zero Custom, and normal Deathscythe (Buuuuu!), and a set of Kozuka, Tanto and Katana (finally! I have pointy things to brag about! They're green though, green isn't my color, so buuuu!), and the best pressie of all from the best person of all.... SILENT HILL 1 from KELLY!!!! Even though it's old, but HOLY CRAP you can tell where the other games, especially 2 and 3, got their stuff from. AND NOW I OWN THE ENTIRE SERIES!!! FUFUFUFUFU!!!11136481?
I'll have to come back to Vancouver as we settle down here, to grab the rest of my stuff, and to introduce my marvelous husband to all my now-estranged homies. And possibly re-introduce myself to those who forgotten who I am, or was. And bring back some bootleg vk stuff for people here who have very limited access to those kinds of things. Like skin whitening cream. Or life-size Gackt standee. I wonder if that's still there...
OH YES, and make Puri! ThERE ARE NO PURI MACHINES HERE!!!! >w<
TOPATO!! <- new word invented last week, a topato is the instance you left a potato out too long, and when you open it, it's a strange array of colors, and smells horrible, thus becoming a dark-side version of its former self, called a Topato. Kelly's eyes are sometimes the color of topatos.
Oh yes, if I hadn't mentioned it already, go buy Fatal Frame 3.
Oh yes #2, we went in and Kelly had her Depo-Provera shot yesterday. No side effects has festered so far, at least none we noticed. Apparently the side effects on the little booklet that comes with it are long term, as in they're show up when you're 50 and you just blame it on old age. Gud gud gud. That said, I fear that my home-life will be riddled with wild, unprotected pouncing sessions that makes the most abstained catholic minister quiver with undying lust and soils his holy robes with gallons of sacrilegious spooge.
I think I might've said too much. ^^'