survey
1. full name?
Benjamin Joseph Gardner (I)
2. grandparent's first names?
Jack, Shirley, Robert and Ruth (both dead)
3. what songs do you sing in the shower?
Always Stevie Wonder (occasionally DMB or some Ray Charles)
4. what did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Clowns.
5. when and why did you last vomit?
At least a few years ago when I was sick. I don't get sick much. Lots of vitamin C and whatnot.
6. what's in your pockets right now?
Wallet, keys...
7. what color are your bedroom walls?
can't describe it, yellow/green/gray?
8. last thing that made you laugh?
Lewis Black's rant about halftime at the super bowl and MTV
9. nicknames your parent call you?
B Ben (pronounced BEE-BEN)....can't think right now.
10. best bed sheets you had as a child?
all the MLB teams or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
11. favorite childhood pet?
this one is easy: Davey The Seal.
12. any pets now?
Two dogs, Byron and Jessie.
13. others describe your ass as?
lol no clue...
14. do you like your teeth?
I brush them twice or thrice daily, take good enough care of them, I think...
15. inny or an outty?
Inny
16. things you shout to stupid drivers?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE?!?!?! (and those that don't, as Lewis Black put eloquently, "have anger issues."
17. favorite bathroom?
next to my bed room.
18. bake or broil?
Bake.
19. black olives or green olives?
Black
20. what kind of phone do you own?
Verizon, relatively old school because i don't need all the extra shit on it...i suppose it would be cool but i certainly have survived with a very basic cellphone.
21. what's one of the strangest things you ever chewed on?
hmmm...i am really bad with pens, and chew my baseball glove to this day (who doesn't)
22. is your music kept in a particular order?
I suppose...I really need a new CD case though I can't fit them...the iPod does a nice job of organizing my library for me.
23. where do you get your film developed?
CVS
24. if your skin could be any color of the rainbow, what would you choose?
Blue...I'd be Skeeter, bitches.
25. where did you go to pre-school?
don't remember
26. strangest drug experience?
I don't do drugs and try not to hang around people when they are using drugs.
27. favorite weather?
67 degrees, partly cloudy, no humidity.
28. describe your fingernails?
bitten
29. last time you went to the hospital?
can't remember.
30. worst injury you've ever had?
broken clavical (cle? i don't know)
31. how do you like your chocolate?
dark
32. favorite kind of tape?
duct tape
33. favorite thing to write or draw with?
Dry erase marker
34. last movie you rented?
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle...surprisingly, it was a very funny movie.
35. last movie you went to see?
honestly, i don't remember...those assholes want $9 now??? not gonna pay for that.
36. were you a thumb sucker?
doubt it.
37. how old are you?
17
38. What are your dreams like?
there's no telling...extremely random.
39. what are you hallucinations like?
?
40. worst hotel you've ever been in?
this is easy...Cooperstown, New York (home of the Baseball Hall of Fame, of course)...very small town, there was a Best Western (ya know, decent place) about 15 miles out of town that we could've gone in but no, we chose this piece of shit place on the Lake (seemed nice before we got there)...haha that goes down as the single most dysfunctional day in Gardner family history...but it quickly turned for the best and we had a great time in Cooperstown. Any baseball fan HAS TO MAKE THE TRIP...
41. best vacation?
out to Oregon to visit my grandparents...VERY UNDERRATED STATE. Doesn't hurt that they live on the ocean either. Second best would probably be Lake Louise Winter retreat with my church...that place is awesome, i can't really describe how awesome it is.
42. what languages can you speak?
English and minimal French
43. favorite house?
Grandparents house.
44. favorite mode of transportation?
Besides car? Bike.
45. favorite place to swim?
liquid.
46. last porno you saw?
hahahaha
47. last song you listened to?
Inner City Blues (Make Me Wanna Holler) - The Dirty Dozen Brass Band
48. favorite kitchen utensil?
Fork
49. favorite driving songs?
Stomping Grounds - Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, "Superstition" and "As" - Stevie Wonder, Flash Light - P Funk, Sing, Sing, Sing - Benny Goodman, Run Like an Antelope - Phish, #41 (live in Chicago featuring Victor Wooten on bass) - Dave Matthews Band...victor's solo just gives me chills every time, plus the fact that it's improv and just so...awesome (just get it out of my get file and hear for yourself)
50. what will you be doing tomorrow?
helping out at VBS, rehearsing my solo for church this weekend with Doug (our organist), and hopefully heading down to Comerica to get a ticket for the opening game of a 3 game set between the Tribe and Tigers...
Benjamin Joseph Gardner (I)
2. grandparent's first names?
Jack, Shirley, Robert and Ruth (both dead)
3. what songs do you sing in the shower?
Always Stevie Wonder (occasionally DMB or some Ray Charles)
4. what did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Clowns.
5. when and why did you last vomit?
At least a few years ago when I was sick. I don't get sick much. Lots of vitamin C and whatnot.
6. what's in your pockets right now?
Wallet, keys...
7. what color are your bedroom walls?
can't describe it, yellow/green/gray?
8. last thing that made you laugh?
Lewis Black's rant about halftime at the super bowl and MTV
9. nicknames your parent call you?
B Ben (pronounced BEE-BEN)....can't think right now.
10. best bed sheets you had as a child?
all the MLB teams or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
11. favorite childhood pet?
this one is easy: Davey The Seal.
12. any pets now?
Two dogs, Byron and Jessie.
13. others describe your ass as?
lol no clue...
14. do you like your teeth?
I brush them twice or thrice daily, take good enough care of them, I think...
15. inny or an outty?
Inny
16. things you shout to stupid drivers?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE?!?!?! (and those that don't, as Lewis Black put eloquently, "have anger issues."
17. favorite bathroom?
next to my bed room.
18. bake or broil?
Bake.
19. black olives or green olives?
Black
20. what kind of phone do you own?
Verizon, relatively old school because i don't need all the extra shit on it...i suppose it would be cool but i certainly have survived with a very basic cellphone.
21. what's one of the strangest things you ever chewed on?
hmmm...i am really bad with pens, and chew my baseball glove to this day (who doesn't)
22. is your music kept in a particular order?
I suppose...I really need a new CD case though I can't fit them...the iPod does a nice job of organizing my library for me.
23. where do you get your film developed?
CVS
24. if your skin could be any color of the rainbow, what would you choose?
Blue...I'd be Skeeter, bitches.
25. where did you go to pre-school?
don't remember
26. strangest drug experience?
I don't do drugs and try not to hang around people when they are using drugs.
27. favorite weather?
67 degrees, partly cloudy, no humidity.
28. describe your fingernails?
bitten
29. last time you went to the hospital?
can't remember.
30. worst injury you've ever had?
broken clavical (cle? i don't know)
31. how do you like your chocolate?
dark
32. favorite kind of tape?
duct tape
33. favorite thing to write or draw with?
Dry erase marker
34. last movie you rented?
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle...surprisingly, it was a very funny movie.
35. last movie you went to see?
honestly, i don't remember...those assholes want $9 now??? not gonna pay for that.
36. were you a thumb sucker?
doubt it.
37. how old are you?
17
38. What are your dreams like?
there's no telling...extremely random.
39. what are you hallucinations like?
?
40. worst hotel you've ever been in?
this is easy...Cooperstown, New York (home of the Baseball Hall of Fame, of course)...very small town, there was a Best Western (ya know, decent place) about 15 miles out of town that we could've gone in but no, we chose this piece of shit place on the Lake (seemed nice before we got there)...haha that goes down as the single most dysfunctional day in Gardner family history...but it quickly turned for the best and we had a great time in Cooperstown. Any baseball fan HAS TO MAKE THE TRIP...
41. best vacation?
out to Oregon to visit my grandparents...VERY UNDERRATED STATE. Doesn't hurt that they live on the ocean either. Second best would probably be Lake Louise Winter retreat with my church...that place is awesome, i can't really describe how awesome it is.
42. what languages can you speak?
English and minimal French
43. favorite house?
Grandparents house.
44. favorite mode of transportation?
Besides car? Bike.
45. favorite place to swim?
liquid.
46. last porno you saw?
hahahaha
47. last song you listened to?
Inner City Blues (Make Me Wanna Holler) - The Dirty Dozen Brass Band
48. favorite kitchen utensil?
Fork
49. favorite driving songs?
Stomping Grounds - Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, "Superstition" and "As" - Stevie Wonder, Flash Light - P Funk, Sing, Sing, Sing - Benny Goodman, Run Like an Antelope - Phish, #41 (live in Chicago featuring Victor Wooten on bass) - Dave Matthews Band...victor's solo just gives me chills every time, plus the fact that it's improv and just so...awesome (just get it out of my get file and hear for yourself)
50. what will you be doing tomorrow?
helping out at VBS, rehearsing my solo for church this weekend with Doug (our organist), and hopefully heading down to Comerica to get a ticket for the opening game of a 3 game set between the Tribe and Tigers...