Soviet Autopsy
Friday night with Ellie was fun. Cool stuff happened. I felt bad though when I found out that my parents went to Blue Star and got a ticket for supposedly parking within twenty feet of a crosswalk. Damn fuzz.
Here is an interesting story that may or may not chill you to the very core of your being.
Friday night, Ellie and I eat at a Malaysian place. I get a fortune cookie. The fortune reads: Listen attentivley and you will come out ahead. No big deal. This morning, I go to a downtown food distributing charity- one which I haven't been to for years, and somehow I receive the task of going around spraying highly toxic weed killer. So I'm walking around the dilapidated grounds with a canister of poison and I notice a scrap of paper on the ground. I look closer and I realize it's a fortune that says: Listen attentivley and you will come out ahead. I'm all ears. And that, children, is my story.
Here is an interesting story that may or may not chill you to the very core of your being.
Friday night, Ellie and I eat at a Malaysian place. I get a fortune cookie. The fortune reads: Listen attentivley and you will come out ahead. No big deal. This morning, I go to a downtown food distributing charity- one which I haven't been to for years, and somehow I receive the task of going around spraying highly toxic weed killer. So I'm walking around the dilapidated grounds with a canister of poison and I notice a scrap of paper on the ground. I look closer and I realize it's a fortune that says: Listen attentivley and you will come out ahead. I'm all ears. And that, children, is my story.