Writer's Block: Becoming a TV Character
I would be Rita from "Dexter" because:
1. Dexter is hot
2. I have a strange fascination with serial killers and it would be a dream/nightmare to be dating one
3. Dexter is insanely handsome
4. Her kids are adorable
5. She's really pretty and I wish I could look as sexy as she did when she dressed as Laura Croft
6. Dexter is gorgeous... really, he is
7. Blood spatter analysis is awesome