This is a solid list, my brother. Solid enough to hang plants and maybe midgets on.
Q’Orianka Kilcher = too amazing for words. I read a negative review that stated she was "too inexpressive" to be captivating, or some shit like that. Can you believe the fools we live amongst on this earth? They're the same people who are saying King Kong's performance should be nominated for an Oscar. wtf. Were going through a weird and disturbing phase in CGI right now where people equate advancements in technology with a good performance. Alright, so Kong's got some good animation, and Serkis studied gorillas in Africa so that he moves his body like an ape, but it's still a goddamn fabrication brought to life via lots of sleepless nights and spent Dr. Peppers sucked down by fat dweeb artists in reclining chairs, licking the sticky Cheetos dust off their fat fingers so they don't get orange gunk in their wireless laser mouses. I just get this disgusting image of CGI artists drinking down the praise of Kong's "performance" and muttering to themselves, "I made that motherfucker smile." I'll take a single, glimmering smile of discovery from Kilcher over every knowing snort from that stupid cockless ape.
That said, shouldn't "King Kong" be on your runners-up list? It's got some awesome shit, brother.
We need to see "The New World" again when I get back.
Q’Orianka Kilcher = too amazing for words. I read a negative review that stated she was "too inexpressive" to be captivating, or some shit like that. Can you believe the fools we live amongst on this earth? They're the same people who are saying King Kong's performance should be nominated for an Oscar. wtf. Were going through a weird and disturbing phase in CGI right now where people equate advancements in technology with a good performance. Alright, so Kong's got some good animation, and Serkis studied gorillas in Africa so that he moves his body like an ape, but it's still a goddamn fabrication brought to life via lots of sleepless nights and spent Dr. Peppers sucked down by fat dweeb artists in reclining chairs, licking the sticky Cheetos dust off their fat fingers so they don't get orange gunk in their wireless laser mouses. I just get this disgusting image of CGI artists drinking down the praise of Kong's "performance" and muttering to themselves, "I made that motherfucker smile." I'll take a single, glimmering smile of discovery from Kilcher over every knowing snort from that stupid cockless ape.
That said, shouldn't "King Kong" be on your runners-up list? It's got some awesome shit, brother.
We need to see "The New World" again when I get back.
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