No one appreciates my poetry. It's one of my main sources of teen angst.
And I think the highlight of my summer has been when Ren saw Mr. V at the Jerry Garcia parade and he asked her what I was up to.
I release my teen angst in long surveys such as these (Sorry to Kathy Wills - the ONLY person on my friends list that the computer vc'd out of the survey. Life is senseless sometimes)
The Random Question Meme!
An array of completely random questions about my friends!
What hobby do you think
puckhiggins should take up?Buying me pretty thingsDoes
themadflapper spend too much time on LiveJournal?No, he spends most of his internet time looking at pornWould
pink_hubcaps look better not wearing pants, or not wearing a shirt?Neither...she looks better in assless chaps. Not that I've seen that or anythingCan
nightstar_song raise the dead to perform common household tasks?No, but she could probably use her SM powers to make the actors do itIs
merbug evil?Absolutely. The spawn of satan.What political beliefs of
theblueflamingo do you disagree with?All of them. I love Gaby, but sometimes her rabid neocoon beliefs make it hard to be her friend.How would
gypsycafe survive on a desert island?By channeling Joan Baez and then killing her for sustenanceCan
katielou86 become invisible at will?Only when she's wearing the invisibility cloak, silly.Does
masterchef27 have a funny-shaped head or what?Not as funny-shaped as her massive, ginormous, gargantuan...well.What do you find admirable about
petitesoreilles?Her constant supply of pretzelsWho on your friends list would get along best with
hiianagem?oatmeal_rocks, of courseWhat is
theatretempest's sexiest feature?Um, I would have to say her disgusting slash disfigured face. That was a compliment, I swear.Is
spoon_of_doom a morning person or a night person?Whatever time of day is most convenient for raping peoples' momsIs
ladybgoodd7 an innie or an outie?She has no bellybuttonWhat will
mllemirette be like in twenty years?Really small, a professional flute player in a symphony somewhere, and neuroticWhat was the last game you played with
esquilo?Probably that thing we did the first day of theatre classWhat animal does
nickelmitchell most remind you of?OMG in the yearbook sophomore year she said she wanted to be an eagle.Does
flamingo_lassie look better with long hair?Neither...she looks best when bald as a bowling ballWhat is
paginsey allergic to?rosemaryanne. Get it? huh. huh.What kind of person would you set up with
violindsay?Someone who plays the violin. Wait, it would be Josh Groban. Yes.Where did
chelsiiiii leave the remote?On Senior BenchWhat is the strangest thing
_visi0nary has ever said to you?I think she's called me "boo". Wtf.What is
frenchdip's favorite band?This rascal listens to showtunes instead of proper music. What a cruddy J.D. Get the allusion? huh. huh.What would you most like to do with
rosemaryanne?Fucking steal the Mona Lisa. That would be the ultimate goal of our career in art thievery, I think.
evenstar_22: pansy, or wuss?Pansy with a capital P.How did you meet
maddtocool?One fine day in Kiss Me Kate. I thought she was Maddy Gribbon.What habit does
im_fitched_out have that you think they should give up?Spending more than she earns at abercrombie.What is the most insightful thing you have heard
forevertofly say?"Why is my entire existence so fucking awkward?"What's the last thing you said to
haikucrackisfun?"Boo you whore"Does
lovefoolgirl understand quantum chromodynamics?I wouldn't be surprised.What do you think of
hazelbites's family?They are lovely, engaging people whom I haven't met and know nothing about.Whom is
aussiekalioioi attracted to?Judging from her lj entries this summer I would have to say her Ashland boyfriend. PJ? or JP?What is
java_monkey's favorite song?The Short Bus Song.What would
nouvelle_ecosse and
turtlespaghetti inherit from
if_iknewpicasso's will?They would each get one of her brothers.What historical figure does
jesuschelsi most remind you of?Jesus? Actually no, that would be really scary. Um, Mia Hamm or something.Is
lajolla92037's spoon too big?Is this supposed to be sexual? If so, then yes.Who would make a better window-washer,
clamby_bambi or
zoolanders_lady?I've gotta go with the Clam, because she has all that practice Urban Hiking so she could climb up high easilyWhat happened the last time you and
megalese were hanging out together?I found $20 on the groundWhat is
fabbittyfabfab's favorite meal?She eats the fat kids in her PE 2 class for breakfast.Would you sooner donate a kidney to
rosamala88 or
myinstantkarma?Simone because she could get me out of trouble later when she becomes a diplomatHow many people has
whatsabong seduced?About 23 thousand. But NOT Jason Mraz. Boo hoo. Somewhere out there, a million tiny volins are playing a sad symphony just for you.Whom does
jbeautifulme get along best with?FolukeCan
mollytamale solve a Rubik's Cube?She so couldWhen was the last time you talked to
caitbug?In person?? Sadly the last day of school.What would
snowyofthenight be like on an LSD trip?I don't know, but I would pay a lot of money to see that happen.What is
redannie's favorite book?The Anarchist's Cookbook: How to have pre-marital sex and receive obscene text messages.Why would
inboccadilucas go to heaven but
jazum_spazum go to hell?Well, the jazum_spazum part is clear enough. Lucas would get to heaven because he has enough cool points.Why shouldn't
libseymay and
knittology be a couple?Because Cassandra is joining the convent come September, and Libby's just too ghetto for a white girl to handle.What is
papayachick's fantasy?Something that has to do with papayas.How many licks would
amarena613 take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?Yah, weh a lot.After a cataclysmic war, whom would you pair with
ararar1415 to repopulate the Earth?John Monteverde. Haha.In what ways are you smarter than
broadwaygaluk?I'm a high school graduate, bitch! But Emily has gathered bucketfuls of water in India. So it balances out.Can
random_sis_tree do a headstand?If she can I bet it's not as good as Mr. V's.Could you take
grumpy_llama in a fight?Probably.Does
cindy_louwho know how to spell the word 'embarrass' correctly?I don't know, why do you freaking emmbayrase her and put her on the spot like that? What's up with
yummspecialk?Jersey. Ohhhhhhhhh!Why is
floss_for_all sneaking up behind you right now?Because her lj icon is a dinosaur.What's the biggest difference between
stratamajor and
deardarla?The degree to which they have unleashed their ids.Is
thekidinthecow hiding under your bed right now?Ew...that is so something he would do. Also, I think he did hide under Granny's bed as part of BBW.
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Do you feel enlightened now?