Long story short, Rikku said a person called Axel was staying at her house, who knew me. Before now I've never met any Axels in my life, but I was curious so I went to her house to see him anyway.
I don't really feel like I'll be curious again for a long time now.
Axel, if you're reading this: LEAVE ME ALONE.
For that matter, I'd appreciate it if everyone left me alone for a while.
Sorry, but I don't feel like explaining what happened. Just don't tell anyone about the Keyblade - that weapon I pointed at Axel, okay?