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[oath_what_oath]

Good evening folks. I'm Andrew Adams.

And I'm Sarah Fox. We have some big news for you tonight.Indeed we do Sarah. Our top story tonight: A local man was found, gruesomely murdered, under the Ivy River bridge near the edge of the park in downtown. Police reports say the man had bled to death after being drugged, bound, and had various internal

Comments

[seraphsariel]

...I didn't do it.

[oath_what_oath]

/Hector

LOL Best reaction.

[bust_a_moove]

-suspicioususpicious, ttly thinks Sariels crazy enough to do it D8- ...Hello, Ms. Sariel. May I have a word?

[seraphsariel]

...what?

[bust_a_moove]

You have heard about the murder this morning on the news, right? Terrible, terrible thing, don't you agree?

[seraphsariel]

Eh. People die. I've seen worse.

[bust_a_moove]

How can you possible brush it off that easily? Life ending is no small thing. -suspicious fais :|-

[seraphsariel]

I'm old. Life ending is the way of the universe.

[bust_a_moove]

...:| Yes, but still. It is quite tragic. I'm trying to find out all I can about the case...I don't suppose you've heard anything...?

Wait, you don't look that old..

[seraphsariel]

Nope. I usually don't keep myself busy with human news.

I'm much, much older than I look.

[bust_a_moove]

Oh..hmm..alright...thanks anyw--...wait I'm sorry. Did you say *human* news? And this would be as opposed to..?

...And how old would that be?

[seraphsariel]

Ethereal. None of your business, really.

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

[bust_a_moove]

o_o; ..-raises an eyebrow- ..Right.

Try me. It can't be that bad, I mean I'd guess perhaps, 50 at the most?

[seraphsariel]

*smiles and says something in ancient Babylonian.*

Older than that. Much, much older.

[bust_a_moove]

-gives her a look that's like "..I think she's really crazy. D:"-

..Err..60 then? Though that's highly unlikely right?

[seraphsariel]

Try several million. Or is it billion now?