NOW I know why FB doesn't replace LJ.....

[oakenspear]

.....when you're lame like me and don't like twitter but still post a relentless onslaught's worth of status updates each day.....

.....but like a dumbass you have accepted FB friend requests from coworkers.....

.....you can NOT, sadly, post the following:

"Lesley realizes, to her chagrin, that yes, they really DO pay her enough for this shit."