Logic
.......Attention! We have decided that the planet Mercury is no longer a planet! We have decided this because....um....it is..uh...too close to the sun! Yeah that's it! Also, it's too small! It doesn't fit the "planet-size requirements" that apparently exist. Also, it has no atmosphere, so verily it is an asteroid. Most of all....we just don't want it to be a planet because it would require us to think...so there.
Tune in next time to hear us tell you that Jupiter isn't a planet. It's just too big. And what's with that effing red spot? Planets don't have those! And Uranus can't be a planet because people make fun of it's name!
Tune in next time to hear us tell you that Jupiter isn't a planet. It's just too big. And what's with that effing red spot? Planets don't have those! And Uranus can't be a planet because people make fun of it's name!