update!
Sorry I haven't updated in quite some time, but I'm a megabillionaire and sometimes have better things to do with my time than religously updating this journal, i.e. having sex with random hot guys I meet at the mall.
I've been busy working on the set of my new movies, and of course let's not forget my clothing and make-up line which consumes the remainder of my time considering the fact that me and my sister are the youngest self-made millionaires ever and we wouldn't want to fall behind.
I love you, ashley :*
But don't fret, I have absolutely no intention of giving up my beloved livejournal, as I need to inform you, my fans and friends, on everything concerning my hectic schedule.
Anyways, my good friend _murphy is pregnant with dj_kilmore's son/daughter/thing, but she is to blame because it was totally and completely against his will. And let's face it, that guy's too stoned to realize what's going on, anyways.
Carolyn didn't make me the baby's godmother, she opted for someone who actually wasted too much of her time on LJ, a.k.a. m_gyllenhaal (I love you!) This saddens me =( Hopefully she'll be moving back to New York sometime soon so we can spend 87487943 hours a day together...Is that even possible? Of course it is, because I'm Mary-Kate Olsen and I said so.
I'm in the mood for some penis, any takers?
Just kidding, losers.
I've been busy working on the set of my new movies, and of course let's not forget my clothing and make-up line which consumes the remainder of my time considering the fact that me and my sister are the youngest self-made millionaires ever and we wouldn't want to fall behind.
I love you, ashley :*
But don't fret, I have absolutely no intention of giving up my beloved livejournal, as I need to inform you, my fans and friends, on everything concerning my hectic schedule.
Anyways, my good friend _murphy is pregnant with dj_kilmore's son/daughter/thing, but she is to blame because it was totally and completely against his will. And let's face it, that guy's too stoned to realize what's going on, anyways.
Carolyn didn't make me the baby's godmother, she opted for someone who actually wasted too much of her time on LJ, a.k.a. m_gyllenhaal (I love you!) This saddens me =( Hopefully she'll be moving back to New York sometime soon so we can spend 87487943 hours a day together...Is that even possible? Of course it is, because I'm Mary-Kate Olsen and I said so.
I'm in the mood for some penis, any takers?
Just kidding, losers.