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[o_ii_shi]

In the spirit of the upcoming holiday, a horror story...

There once was a poor boy named... well let's go with Shuichiro who, for reasons no one needs to get into, was assigned to wash the laundry of a small school's faculty for an indefinite time. Putting aside whether he deserved it or not...Everyday he toiled with what were seemingly unending

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[jumpaday]

...what the heck.

[o_ii_shi]

I don't know, Mukahi.

I don't know.

[jumpaday]

Why would-- Who-- Just-- I can't--

Burn it. Make it die.

[o_ii_shi]

Doesn't Sakaki-sensei ask an... awful lot of his students to stay late?

I-I don't even want to look at it long enough! If there's a name on the tag I don't want to see it! I'm going to return it and never speak of it again!

[jumpaday]

FIRE CLEANS EVERYTHING. BURN IT. BURN IT ALL.

[o_ii_shi]

A-as much as I would like to, it is someone else's property...

[jumpaday]

WHO CARES. BURN ALL THE THINGS.

[o_ii_shi]

Burning won't burn away the knowledge that I found it...

[jumpaday]

FIRE
BRAIN BLEACH
THEN OVERRIDE THE KNOWLEDGE WITH SOMETHING MORE TRAUMATIZING

[o_ii_shi]

What could be more traumatizing?!!

[jumpaday]

I don't know!! Sakaki's manscarves in your room's laundry!?

[o_ii_shi]

I...

okay, you win.

[jumpaday]

...You haven't yet, right?

[o_ii_shi]

Sakaki wanted it so I gave it back, no questions asked! The end!

[jumpaday]

Nonono! You don't do it like that! You've got to drill him with questions! You've got the leverage!!

[o_ii_shi]

N-no, I don't think... I don't think you understand.

I gave the uniform back to him, and in exchange, I don't have to know anything.

You see? How that works out? Everyone is happy.