I've finally done the picture search meme that's been floating around. I've spent way too much time on this, folks! And what have I learned? The fact that I share my first name with a veritable cornucopia of porn stars and that Draco Malfoy visited Pompeii as a boy. It's also worth clicking the cut to see Very Cold Russian Dogs.
Just type your answers to the following questions into Google Image Search and find an interesting picture from the first page of results. (I cheated on a few of these and looked a bit further, I don't mind if you do!)
1. The age you'll be on your next birthday:
2. A place to which you'd like to travel:
3. Your favourite place:
4. Your favourite object:
5. Your favourite food:
6. Your favourite animal:
7. Your favourite colour:
8. The town in which you were born:
9. The name of a past pet:
10. The name of a past love:
11. Your nickname/screen-name:
12. Your first name:
13. Your middle name:
14. Your last name:
15. A bad habit of yours:
16. Your first job:
17. Your grandmother's name:
18. Your major in college:
I'd also like to introduce you to my wonderful friend
marcus_jordan, you may recall that I've mentioned him over the past few months and I've finally tempted him over from his
very successful blog at Yahoo 360! I don't think he's totally sold on LJ yet and we need to keep him here, people! He's witty and intelligent and he's also a very good friend of mine, so if you have a spare spot on your f-list I promise you won't regret adding him!
I don't think he's unpacked his boxes over here yet, or at least I hope he hasn't! Let me at your journal coding
marcus_jordan! If you need convincing, his re-worked opening of Macbeth made me laugh a great deal :). I share it with you now!
These days as you know, everything “talks” to everything else. My phone, Xbox and Laptop are now as inseparable as the three witches at the start of Macbeth.
(Cut to: A windswept heath. We see a bubbling cauldron surrounded by gadgets.)
Xbox
When shall we next meet forsooth,
By hub, USB or via Bluetooth?
Phone
When the synchronising’s done,
When videogame is lost and won.
Laptop
That will be ere the set of sun.
Xbox
Where the place?
Phone
Most anywhere, within a wireless hotspot.
Laptop
There to meet with MarcusJ.
Xbox
I come, Graymalkin!
Phone
Internet calls.
Laptop
Anon.
ALL
Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
Hover through the fog and filthy air.
Though not through walls of more than a few inches thick.
Nor through a really tough carpet.
Or alas, that one cabinet.
Exeunt