New Job Dialogue

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*a retelling of events @ Mercatto job interview*

**Enter ME, unable to figure out why I recognize the place I'm walking into**

Girl behind counter: Hi! Can I help you?

Me (to the girl behind the counter): Hey. I'm here for an interview with Alison?

Girl behind counter: Oh really? She's not-

Girl who suddenly pops up from behind the counter: GREG! OMG! YOU WANNA WORK HERE?!

Me (to girl who suddenly pops up from behind the counter): LAUREN! Holy shit! You work here?

*Alison walks in*

Lauren: Alison! This is Greg! He's so cool!

Alison: Greg? You mean the interview Greg?! Why do I recognize you?

Greg: I think I might have been at your christmas shindig. How did I not figure this out?

Alison: Oh whatever. You're hired.

THE END