May I measure your mammories?

[o0wallflower0o]

Hi bitches-yes I AM still alive...don't look so disappointed. So lately my life has consisted of NOTHING but g-strings and push up bras-no I haven't become a stripper-but good guess! I am amongst the newest sales girls at your friendly neighborhood Victoria's Secret. I hate panties...that is all. Truthfully it's not a bad job, the girls I work with

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[milo_macgyver]

i am still going to come in and have you measure me, promise promise.

also - what sexy celebrity did you meet? i was as curious as a curious thing can be at 5:30 in the morning.

♥ and i hope i get to se you again soon.

[o0wallflower0o]

haha no one sexy, you know the fat one with the beard from 98 degrees?....yea he was in victoria's secret last night. I was just folding panties and then i was like...errrrr wait a second.

[i_need_the_eggs]

Damn it! That just sucks ass. You saw possibly the crappiest, least popular boy band member in pop music history. Not only was he part of a 2nd tier boy band, but he was the guy that nobody knew...I don't know his name and neither do you. Fuck that guy!

Oh, and how could you be attracted to Cillian Murphy and not Christian Bale in Batman Begins? Oh yeah, I know, because Murphy was ridiculously effeminate. In the previews for the movie, I honestly didn't know whether he was a guy or a girl. But I AM glad to see that your love of androgyny now extends to countries besides Japan.

Your Mom bought knives from me...weird.

[o0wallflower0o]

ok number one CILLIAN MURPHY IS SO FUCKING HOT...YOU ARE STUPID...but I have always had a crush on Christian Bale so don't be worried.

number two...Drew...knives...*shudders. It was hilarious. I came home and found a piece of paper you wrote on and I was like "uhhh mom-was Drew here?" and she was just casually like "yea he came over and we had iced tea on the porch...oh and Gramma and I bought knives from him." hahaha it was hilarious. Drew your job would make a really good porno-the randy cutlery man ahh I can see it now.

[milo_macgyver]

oh god! a 98 degrees video came on last night while sarah and i were watching tv and we were both like, "ewww... no nostalgic value... plus that gone guy is fat and has a stupid beard." AND YOU SAW HIM. WEIRD.