prove me wrong by reading this.
1. i have always thought of myself as inadequate in every conceivable way.
2. i know it's stupid, but i still dream of a fairy tale romance.
3. there's only one person i totally and completely trust. it's not because i know they'll keep our conversations to themselves, but because i know they won't judge me as i spill my soul to them.
4. 'the sound of music' will never NOT make me happy.
5. my mom HATES blogs and i've told her i won't do it, but i do it anyway.
6. i've had a certain 'thing' for guys' hands from the age of 14.
7. speaking of hands, i find them the most amazing human body part by far. they have amazing amounts of potential to show both true love and true hate.
8. i hate that my mother's close-minded-ness has kept me from self-expression. i could never go through any sort of 'phase' because of her theories about first impressions.
9. junior year, mrs. flickinger talked about some people liking their drinks straight out of containers (bottles, cans, etc.) and other people liking them in cups, over ice, with a straw. i'm the latter, only without the ice.
10. when i'm emotionally off-kilter i can't eat anything but fruit.
11. i like to think of myself as a fairly-ecclectic kid.
12. one of the worst things about myself is my lovely habit to speak before i think.
13. i would give just about anything for someone outside my own family to tell me i'm beautiful. not just 'you look beautiful' when i'm all dressed up, but something like 'God, you're beautiful' out of the blue.
14. there's nothing i enjoy more than some high-quality lovins. who doesn't?
15. i am a firm believer in the power of 'boy hugs'
16. i might be jealous or angry about the actions/lives of others, but i would never do anything purposefully to screw them up.
17. i love the feeling of thick grass between my toes.
18. i rememeber things through smells. (my personal favorite being boy-smells)
19. i was born in san francisco, california and the only reason we moved here when i was three was because of my dad's job.
20. i wonder all the time how different my life would be if we hadn't had to move.
21. i lie. constantly. mostly to myself, but i do it all the time anyway.
22. i am a hard-core hopeless romantic.
23. i love my extreme sassiness.
24. all i do when i don't have school is sit here in front of the computer and watch trash tv all day.
25. the only physical things i like about myself are the color of my hair, my eyes, and my boobs.
26. my dad got me the time-life 80's collection for my 16th birthday and i love it.
27. i smoked half a cigarette outside target once during break just to see what it was like. kinda tasted the way my gramma smells. not worth repeating.
28. i talk too much.
29. if i keep things to myself, i go crazy, so it means a lot to me to have someone i can talk to.
30. just because i'm a virgin doesn't mean i can't have a high-powered sex drive.
31. i had a mini-cat fight with angela stevenson in the seventh grade at a pjh dance.
32. i swear i'm add, but my mother doens't believe me.
33. i get really easily hung up on stuff, but once it really truly hits me that it isn't worth my time, i get over it fairly quickly.
34. my mom once said i wasn't a normal teenager and i took it as a compliment.
35. i don't usually fall for people, but there is one major exception, and i have fallen. hard.
36. it's really important for me to have people like me.
37. it's because i have low self-esteem. and because i'm insecure. the 'oh-i'm-so-cool-you-can't-help-but-like-me' thing is usually an act.
38. i own four plaid skirts and one rediculously short black one.
39. i currently have a C in every class (except band - that doesn't count)
40. i love reading cosmo. i think i might use the knowledge i've gained from it in the future.
41. i've had a debate with whitney gasaway about the benefits of kama sutra. she just doesn't understand that you can't do it the same way *every* time because it would just get too boring.
42. i think it's fun to watch my windshield wipers bang into the easter egg we have hanging from the ceiling in the garage.
43. like my mom says 'simple things for simple minds.'
44. i would actually like to object to that statement. yes, i can be easily amused, but i'm not stupid. everyone has their blonde moments, but for the most part, i'm a smart kid.
45. i really miss throwing people over my shoulder. yes, it was in a controlled environment (tae kwon do class) but i got a nice rush from it, and since my teacher lost his lease when i was in 8th grade, i've never done it again, but i miss it.
46. i'm a fast learner.
47. i give patrick a lot of BS about how often he goes hunting, but in reality, it sounds kinda cool.
48. i proudly voted for kerry in november. bush is a fucktard.
49. i'm currently watching 'les incroyables' which is just 'the incredibles' but dubbed in french.
50. i love my cell phone. it's so pretty.
51. sunshine makes me happy. and rain makes me mopey. i think that's the way most people are.
52. God has been really good to me.
53. i need to work on being a more grateful person.
54. my mom and sister say i'm hateful. that's not how i see it; i just say what other people won't.
55. it really made me laugh that my best friend would let me be mean to his girlfriend but if she was mean back, he'd tell her to step off.
56. i really want to learn how to play the guitar.
57. i miss playing the piano. lessons sucked, but i miss playing.
58. matt's right, no girl in their right mind will deny a man in uniform.
59. i'm really excited but really scared about college at the same time.
60. my love life is like one of those really sappy dumb appeal-to-teenage-girls movies, but i have yet to have my happy ending.
61. i'll do just about anything once. if i like it, i'll do it more than once.
62. i did pre-school twice. most kids go from 4-year-old pre-school straight to kindergarten, but i did 4-year-old pre-school, pre-k and then kindergarten.
63. i used to have a lot more guy-friends than girl-friends, but i've noticed that they are evening themselves out. i am embracing my inner girly-girl. yay me.
64. i am a hypocrite. but that's just human nature.
65. i like eating breakfast cereal at other times of the day.
66. i got complimented by mr.bridges once.
67. i can appreciate a fair amount of gross, stereotypically teenage boy humor, but that one scene with the cream puffs in 'van wilder' really really grossed me out.
68. i don't think i have an issue with porn. some other girls are like 'eeeeew! why do boys like porn so much?' and i just brush it off. boys like sex. porn is (in a way) sex. 'nuff said.
69. that number makes me laugh.
70. i introduced mr. smith to cosmo's bedside astrologer during the senior-faculty basketball game that i and some other folks skipped.
71. closed mindedness is one of my biggest pet peeves.
72. that and extreme stupidity.
73. i really want to be wanted.
74. i watch too much television. 'that '70s show' is my favorite.
75. having ms.soch 2 semesters in a row is tons of fun. lemme tell ya. all she does is talk talk talk. red tape. congress. the fed. aggregate supply. all of it. yap yap yap. i play the doodle drawing game with whitney and ava.
76. i don't like football, nor do i understand it, so i don't like to watch it.
77. hockey, however, i can appreciate. i don't 100% understand it, but i'll sit and watch it.
78. i consider myself a good friend. i will sit and talk with you, be here for you when you need me, pray for you, anything.
79. i have a diry mouth. (matt: do you have a problem with language? me: fuck no!)
80. i like music. i like it a lot. i like lots of different types. any suggestions?
81. when i'm in a good mood, i BLAST said music and jump around the house like a moron.
82. i love to cook and i make a damn good chocolate cake.
83. if i see someone cheating on a test, i probably won't tell on them because i know it will come back to bite them in the ass.
84. i wish i had a cat, but we can't cuz the dogs would eat it. that and my sister is allergic to them.
85. i don't have a specific curfew. i call my mom, tell her what the plans are, and that's pretty much it. she just tells me 'ok, i'll expect you home at such-and-such-a-time unless you call and tell me otherwise'
86. i don't think i could ever do that whole low-carb thing. i like noodles too much.
87. i am really looking forward to settling down and raising kids. i'd be a DAMN good wife and mother. i devote totally and completely.
88. tickle fights rock my world.
89. i like to make people happy. sometimes that means helping them work out their problems. sometimes that means leaving them be. sometimes that means 'other stuff'
90. i think i'm fat and ugly.
91. pink is my favorite color.
92. i have really good conversations with hailey malcolm, among others.
93. my sister is a total drama queen. i like to think of myself as almost completely opposite.
94. i've been working on this thing all day because i couldn't just sit down and write all 100 things at once.
95. i miss my long hair. it was sexier than the haircut i have now.
96. friends mean a lot to me. a lot a lot.
97. sometimes i think i try too hard and it drives people away. true or false?
98. i know how to do my own laundry, but i don't know how to iron my clothes. i should learn how to do that.
99. i can't sing very well, but i do it anyway.
100. i have something to say, but i don't have enough courage at the time to say it.
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done.
comment.
2. i know it's stupid, but i still dream of a fairy tale romance.
3. there's only one person i totally and completely trust. it's not because i know they'll keep our conversations to themselves, but because i know they won't judge me as i spill my soul to them.
4. 'the sound of music' will never NOT make me happy.
5. my mom HATES blogs and i've told her i won't do it, but i do it anyway.
6. i've had a certain 'thing' for guys' hands from the age of 14.
7. speaking of hands, i find them the most amazing human body part by far. they have amazing amounts of potential to show both true love and true hate.
8. i hate that my mother's close-minded-ness has kept me from self-expression. i could never go through any sort of 'phase' because of her theories about first impressions.
9. junior year, mrs. flickinger talked about some people liking their drinks straight out of containers (bottles, cans, etc.) and other people liking them in cups, over ice, with a straw. i'm the latter, only without the ice.
10. when i'm emotionally off-kilter i can't eat anything but fruit.
11. i like to think of myself as a fairly-ecclectic kid.
12. one of the worst things about myself is my lovely habit to speak before i think.
13. i would give just about anything for someone outside my own family to tell me i'm beautiful. not just 'you look beautiful' when i'm all dressed up, but something like 'God, you're beautiful' out of the blue.
14. there's nothing i enjoy more than some high-quality lovins. who doesn't?
15. i am a firm believer in the power of 'boy hugs'
16. i might be jealous or angry about the actions/lives of others, but i would never do anything purposefully to screw them up.
17. i love the feeling of thick grass between my toes.
18. i rememeber things through smells. (my personal favorite being boy-smells)
19. i was born in san francisco, california and the only reason we moved here when i was three was because of my dad's job.
20. i wonder all the time how different my life would be if we hadn't had to move.
21. i lie. constantly. mostly to myself, but i do it all the time anyway.
22. i am a hard-core hopeless romantic.
23. i love my extreme sassiness.
24. all i do when i don't have school is sit here in front of the computer and watch trash tv all day.
25. the only physical things i like about myself are the color of my hair, my eyes, and my boobs.
26. my dad got me the time-life 80's collection for my 16th birthday and i love it.
27. i smoked half a cigarette outside target once during break just to see what it was like. kinda tasted the way my gramma smells. not worth repeating.
28. i talk too much.
29. if i keep things to myself, i go crazy, so it means a lot to me to have someone i can talk to.
30. just because i'm a virgin doesn't mean i can't have a high-powered sex drive.
31. i had a mini-cat fight with angela stevenson in the seventh grade at a pjh dance.
32. i swear i'm add, but my mother doens't believe me.
33. i get really easily hung up on stuff, but once it really truly hits me that it isn't worth my time, i get over it fairly quickly.
34. my mom once said i wasn't a normal teenager and i took it as a compliment.
35. i don't usually fall for people, but there is one major exception, and i have fallen. hard.
36. it's really important for me to have people like me.
37. it's because i have low self-esteem. and because i'm insecure. the 'oh-i'm-so-cool-you-can't-help-but-like-me' thing is usually an act.
38. i own four plaid skirts and one rediculously short black one.
39. i currently have a C in every class (except band - that doesn't count)
40. i love reading cosmo. i think i might use the knowledge i've gained from it in the future.
41. i've had a debate with whitney gasaway about the benefits of kama sutra. she just doesn't understand that you can't do it the same way *every* time because it would just get too boring.
42. i think it's fun to watch my windshield wipers bang into the easter egg we have hanging from the ceiling in the garage.
43. like my mom says 'simple things for simple minds.'
44. i would actually like to object to that statement. yes, i can be easily amused, but i'm not stupid. everyone has their blonde moments, but for the most part, i'm a smart kid.
45. i really miss throwing people over my shoulder. yes, it was in a controlled environment (tae kwon do class) but i got a nice rush from it, and since my teacher lost his lease when i was in 8th grade, i've never done it again, but i miss it.
46. i'm a fast learner.
47. i give patrick a lot of BS about how often he goes hunting, but in reality, it sounds kinda cool.
48. i proudly voted for kerry in november. bush is a fucktard.
49. i'm currently watching 'les incroyables' which is just 'the incredibles' but dubbed in french.
50. i love my cell phone. it's so pretty.
51. sunshine makes me happy. and rain makes me mopey. i think that's the way most people are.
52. God has been really good to me.
53. i need to work on being a more grateful person.
54. my mom and sister say i'm hateful. that's not how i see it; i just say what other people won't.
55. it really made me laugh that my best friend would let me be mean to his girlfriend but if she was mean back, he'd tell her to step off.
56. i really want to learn how to play the guitar.
57. i miss playing the piano. lessons sucked, but i miss playing.
58. matt's right, no girl in their right mind will deny a man in uniform.
59. i'm really excited but really scared about college at the same time.
60. my love life is like one of those really sappy dumb appeal-to-teenage-girls movies, but i have yet to have my happy ending.
61. i'll do just about anything once. if i like it, i'll do it more than once.
62. i did pre-school twice. most kids go from 4-year-old pre-school straight to kindergarten, but i did 4-year-old pre-school, pre-k and then kindergarten.
63. i used to have a lot more guy-friends than girl-friends, but i've noticed that they are evening themselves out. i am embracing my inner girly-girl. yay me.
64. i am a hypocrite. but that's just human nature.
65. i like eating breakfast cereal at other times of the day.
66. i got complimented by mr.bridges once.
67. i can appreciate a fair amount of gross, stereotypically teenage boy humor, but that one scene with the cream puffs in 'van wilder' really really grossed me out.
68. i don't think i have an issue with porn. some other girls are like 'eeeeew! why do boys like porn so much?' and i just brush it off. boys like sex. porn is (in a way) sex. 'nuff said.
69. that number makes me laugh.
70. i introduced mr. smith to cosmo's bedside astrologer during the senior-faculty basketball game that i and some other folks skipped.
71. closed mindedness is one of my biggest pet peeves.
72. that and extreme stupidity.
73. i really want to be wanted.
74. i watch too much television. 'that '70s show' is my favorite.
75. having ms.soch 2 semesters in a row is tons of fun. lemme tell ya. all she does is talk talk talk. red tape. congress. the fed. aggregate supply. all of it. yap yap yap. i play the doodle drawing game with whitney and ava.
76. i don't like football, nor do i understand it, so i don't like to watch it.
77. hockey, however, i can appreciate. i don't 100% understand it, but i'll sit and watch it.
78. i consider myself a good friend. i will sit and talk with you, be here for you when you need me, pray for you, anything.
79. i have a diry mouth. (matt: do you have a problem with language? me: fuck no!)
80. i like music. i like it a lot. i like lots of different types. any suggestions?
81. when i'm in a good mood, i BLAST said music and jump around the house like a moron.
82. i love to cook and i make a damn good chocolate cake.
83. if i see someone cheating on a test, i probably won't tell on them because i know it will come back to bite them in the ass.
84. i wish i had a cat, but we can't cuz the dogs would eat it. that and my sister is allergic to them.
85. i don't have a specific curfew. i call my mom, tell her what the plans are, and that's pretty much it. she just tells me 'ok, i'll expect you home at such-and-such-a-time unless you call and tell me otherwise'
86. i don't think i could ever do that whole low-carb thing. i like noodles too much.
87. i am really looking forward to settling down and raising kids. i'd be a DAMN good wife and mother. i devote totally and completely.
88. tickle fights rock my world.
89. i like to make people happy. sometimes that means helping them work out their problems. sometimes that means leaving them be. sometimes that means 'other stuff'
90. i think i'm fat and ugly.
91. pink is my favorite color.
92. i have really good conversations with hailey malcolm, among others.
93. my sister is a total drama queen. i like to think of myself as almost completely opposite.
94. i've been working on this thing all day because i couldn't just sit down and write all 100 things at once.
95. i miss my long hair. it was sexier than the haircut i have now.
96. friends mean a lot to me. a lot a lot.
97. sometimes i think i try too hard and it drives people away. true or false?
98. i know how to do my own laundry, but i don't know how to iron my clothes. i should learn how to do that.
99. i can't sing very well, but i do it anyway.
100. i have something to say, but i don't have enough courage at the time to say it.
there.
done.
comment.