something you would appreciate
ok, so i'm watchin tv last night (yes, dear - stupid show, but nothing else is on) and the wife is teasing the husband.
attempts with sexy lingere.
fails.
attempts with necking.
again, fails.
attempts with almost shirtless school girl get-up.
fails.
husband grabs glass of ice water from the table and proceeds to pour it on his pants.
this gal even got PORN and STILL FAILED.
that just made me laugh.
like ben said, he must be gay.
no boy i know would deny any of that...
right, so, i'm off to work to do the damn bastards a favor.
they blame it on the computer, but it's actually their own dang fault they're understaffed this week. they owe me one.
at work, i shall buy the new cosmo.
<3 cosmo. :p
p.s. no longer bi-polar :)
attempts with sexy lingere.
fails.
attempts with necking.
again, fails.
attempts with almost shirtless school girl get-up.
fails.
husband grabs glass of ice water from the table and proceeds to pour it on his pants.
this gal even got PORN and STILL FAILED.
that just made me laugh.
like ben said, he must be gay.
no boy i know would deny any of that...
right, so, i'm off to work to do the damn bastards a favor.
they blame it on the computer, but it's actually their own dang fault they're understaffed this week. they owe me one.
at work, i shall buy the new cosmo.
<3 cosmo. :p
p.s. no longer bi-polar :)