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OHMERGOD. IT WAS 11:45 AM AND I SUDDENLY HAD AN URGE TO HAVE SOME CHICKEN STIR-FRY AND RICE. SO I WENT TO MY KITCHEN AND STARTED COOKING. MY STOVE THEN SET ON FIRE, I DONT KNOW WHAT I DID. PRETTY MUCH HAD THE MOST TRAUMATIC 10 MINUTES OF MY LIFE, AS THEN I PROCEEDED TO EXTINGUISH THE FIRE WITH THE FIRE-EXTINGUISHER EXCEPT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE DAMN THING. THEN I FINALLY MANAGED TO BREAK IT OPEN AND EXTINGUISH THE BURNING FLAME ON MY STOVE. I AM NEVER GOING TO ATTEMPT TO COOK AGAIN. IF U SEE ME TRYING TO COOK, STOP ME. BEFORE ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.
P.S. WATCHING THE FOOD NETWORK FOR UNCOMFORTABLE AMOUNTS OF TIME DOES NOT MAKE YOU A GOOD COOK.
P.S. WATCHING THE FOOD NETWORK FOR UNCOMFORTABLE AMOUNTS OF TIME DOES NOT MAKE YOU A GOOD COOK.