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i just made the beeesesssttttt sandwich that i have eeeeeeeeeever made in my whole entire life. i cried it waas so gooood. ah soooo goood. i wish i could regurgitate it as a whole and eat it again it was sooo good. it was comprised of two pieces of thickly sliced, warm, recently toasted WHITE bread, AN ENTIRE AVACODO, mozerella cheeeese, swiss cheese, MUUUSTTTARD, balsamic vinegar, big dallop of mayo AND PESTO. i think i just had the most satisfying meal ever. maybe it was because my mother wasn't home to tell me that balsamic vinegar dies your teeth black (SHE LIES, I LOOKED IT UP).
so there i was eating the best sandwhich evvver, sipping on my homemade frappacino, watching the replay of america's next top model and muttering to myself how skinny these girls are. i soon realized that if i ever tried to lose weight i would probably die as i take another HUMONGOUS, ironic bite out of my ultimate avacado/mozzerella/swiss/mayo/mustard/balsamic/white-bread sandwhich and laugh at those skinny bitches. HAAHA. it might have been the most gratifying moment i've had this entire week. i kid you not.
oh did i mention that all this time i was in the ensemble of my fluffy, purple pajama bottoms, a purple bra and a scarf. and over the cheesey music of antm and bre's squeaky voice as she does the cover girl commercial, my stereo belted out fiddy.
life is good when you're sick and home alone. can't wait until i move out. good bye.