the seven deadly sins and the seven heavenly virtues
Seven Deadly Sins
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Ok I’m trying really hard to think of the last person that made me angry. probably my sister and brother when they wake me up early in the morning for rides to soccer and work. that makes me very angry.
2. What is your weapon of choice? words.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? yup
4. How about of the same sex? if it was for a good reason, I'd definitely get in a cat fight.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? I have no idea. my mom maybe. unless someone out there secretly hates me…ahhaha.
6. What is your pet peeve? well the future editor in me despises spelling mistakes. I try not to point them out, but definately, wierd, and alot are not words. Let’s try definitely, weird, and a lot.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I hold grudges.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while? I used to watch the news all the time, and I watch it about once a week now. maybe once school starts I’ll get back into it.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Well, after working at CVS until 7 a.m., I could easily sleep ‘til at least 7 p.m. Once I slept all the way through to 10 p.m.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: my soulmate Joe from NJ and Penza.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I blew someone off today to take a nap. but I was really tired.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? I watch the Sleep Number bed one every time it’s on. I want one of those beds soooo bad.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? a few weeks ago, haha.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? zero. I hopped right out of bed.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Starbuck caramel frappuccinos.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? white. only white.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? enough to completely black out, somehow get my pajamas on, and sleep on a fork in a bed that was smothered with my chocolate birthday cake. good times and a good amount of alcohol.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? does south beach count? I tried that. key word: tried.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? yeah
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? salty and spicy
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? no.
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? tons.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? no one. ok that’s a lie.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? it’s kinda hard to stare at someone’s crotch when you’re having a conversation with them. so I guess not. but from afar, definitely.
4. Have you "done it"? Done what? ; )
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? eyes, hands, and shoulders/upper back. yum.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? not recently.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? tres.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? target.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? buy some cars, a house, pay off school, and invest
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? as long as I still had time to do the things I love.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? every naturalistics lip gloss flavor from cvs with jayne grimley in 7th grade.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? according to itunes 3854. that’s crazy.
PRIDE
1. What's one thing have you done that you're most proud of? oh jesus, I dunno. I’m a genius. I’m proud of that. haha. I’m modest too.
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? I'd say that I’ve turned out semi-normal considering the circumstances.
3. What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Love, happiness, and success. ok, that's three, but I think they all lead to each other.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? yes.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? yes. I kill shit in spelling bees, ain't no denying that. haha.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? only the SATs. (kidding)
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? earned some moolah.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I love kelly’s rings. and her bright neon yellow t-shirt.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Jill would make me a princessy room, so Jill.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Cameron diaz. I just want JT.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? kinda.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I want boobs!
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? eternal optimism.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? not really.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Sloth, because it reminds me of Kelly. Not because she is sloth-like in the sinful way. she's like the animal. and I love it!
Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? christianity
2. What religion were you raised as? Christian. Episcopalian if we’re talking specifics.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human.
4. Do you believe in magic? Of course. Because I’m also a witch. southwick, what?!
5. What was the last promise you broke? I promised myself I’d go to bed at midnight, if that counts. and it’s now 3:30 am. shockface.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? uhh no.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? hmmm, everyone has flaws, but who’s to say they’re still not perfect. I can’t decide.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? nope. i'm still waiting on that belle snowglobe
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? happiness
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? yup, and my expectations are rarely met. it’s a big bummer.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? If so, how close did you come to winning? yup and nowhere near winning.
6. Do you gamble? If so, what game or activity? nope.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? human, animal, and environmental rights. haha that’s pretty much everything. I support equality.
2. What causes have you given money or time to? PETA & WWF. the world wildlife fund, not the world wrestling federation.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? once in 8th grade, me, jill, and jill davis cooked a meal for the welcome house. that's about it. and that’s horrible, I’m a waste of a citizen.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? yes. maybe not the peace corps, but amnesty or something else definitely.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? change sometimes. I always give money to the people ringing the bells at Christmas time. the salvation army I guess. they always get me.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? yup, give a penny, take a penny.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? hmm maybe when marissa moved in with me and Kelly for a while. it was definitely cozy, but we survived :)
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? you all know my biggest fear: RACCOONS!!!
2. What did you do today that was really brave? absolutely nothing.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? spidey.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? to an extent. I guess it depends who the person was and how much danger I would be in.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? soooome cccccourage.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when? If not, how do you avoid it? I don’t think I’ve ever been on stage.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? a little of both.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Were you chosen? not yet.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? I’m a lover not a fighter.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? yup. the punishment fits the crime sometimes.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal? I don’t get this question. Am I stupid?
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? nope.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? definitely oj simpson. and I follow the Peterson trial everyday, I’m hooked.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? plenty.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? talking on AIM.
2. Do you collect anything? I’m pretty sure I’ve collected every nail polish color. I knew it was bad when beth came over and she was most excited to pick a color and paint her nails. I guess the pleasure of my company just doesn’t cut it anymore.
3. Are you addicted to anything? the internet, brownie bites, iced tea, Gatorade, and music.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? nope.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? credit or debit. although lately I’ve been using cash and I feel like ms. moneybags.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: work at cvs. where did my summer go? it was just completely unnecessary.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? I have ocd.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? oprah. ha!
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? not that I can remember.
3. Do you take advice when it's given? I listen to advice and sometimes take it.
4. What area are you wisest in? life.
5. Do you drive defensively? hell no. I rule the road.
7. What did you learn today? Justin timberlake is a god.
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? hope
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Ok I’m trying really hard to think of the last person that made me angry. probably my sister and brother when they wake me up early in the morning for rides to soccer and work. that makes me very angry.
2. What is your weapon of choice? words.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? yup
4. How about of the same sex? if it was for a good reason, I'd definitely get in a cat fight.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? I have no idea. my mom maybe. unless someone out there secretly hates me…ahhaha.
6. What is your pet peeve? well the future editor in me despises spelling mistakes. I try not to point them out, but definately, wierd, and alot are not words. Let’s try definitely, weird, and a lot.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I hold grudges.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while? I used to watch the news all the time, and I watch it about once a week now. maybe once school starts I’ll get back into it.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Well, after working at CVS until 7 a.m., I could easily sleep ‘til at least 7 p.m. Once I slept all the way through to 10 p.m.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: my soulmate Joe from NJ and Penza.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I blew someone off today to take a nap. but I was really tired.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? I watch the Sleep Number bed one every time it’s on. I want one of those beds soooo bad.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? a few weeks ago, haha.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? zero. I hopped right out of bed.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Starbuck caramel frappuccinos.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? white. only white.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? enough to completely black out, somehow get my pajamas on, and sleep on a fork in a bed that was smothered with my chocolate birthday cake. good times and a good amount of alcohol.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? does south beach count? I tried that. key word: tried.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? yeah
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? salty and spicy
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? no.
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? tons.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? no one. ok that’s a lie.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? it’s kinda hard to stare at someone’s crotch when you’re having a conversation with them. so I guess not. but from afar, definitely.
4. Have you "done it"? Done what? ; )
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? eyes, hands, and shoulders/upper back. yum.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? not recently.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? tres.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? target.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? buy some cars, a house, pay off school, and invest
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? as long as I still had time to do the things I love.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? every naturalistics lip gloss flavor from cvs with jayne grimley in 7th grade.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? according to itunes 3854. that’s crazy.
PRIDE
1. What's one thing have you done that you're most proud of? oh jesus, I dunno. I’m a genius. I’m proud of that. haha. I’m modest too.
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? I'd say that I’ve turned out semi-normal considering the circumstances.
3. What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Love, happiness, and success. ok, that's three, but I think they all lead to each other.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? yes.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? yes. I kill shit in spelling bees, ain't no denying that. haha.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? only the SATs. (kidding)
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? earned some moolah.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I love kelly’s rings. and her bright neon yellow t-shirt.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Jill would make me a princessy room, so Jill.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Cameron diaz. I just want JT.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? kinda.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I want boobs!
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? eternal optimism.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? not really.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Sloth, because it reminds me of Kelly. Not because she is sloth-like in the sinful way. she's like the animal. and I love it!
Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? christianity
2. What religion were you raised as? Christian. Episcopalian if we’re talking specifics.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human.
4. Do you believe in magic? Of course. Because I’m also a witch. southwick, what?!
5. What was the last promise you broke? I promised myself I’d go to bed at midnight, if that counts. and it’s now 3:30 am. shockface.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? uhh no.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? hmmm, everyone has flaws, but who’s to say they’re still not perfect. I can’t decide.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? nope. i'm still waiting on that belle snowglobe
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? happiness
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? yup, and my expectations are rarely met. it’s a big bummer.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? If so, how close did you come to winning? yup and nowhere near winning.
6. Do you gamble? If so, what game or activity? nope.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? human, animal, and environmental rights. haha that’s pretty much everything. I support equality.
2. What causes have you given money or time to? PETA & WWF. the world wildlife fund, not the world wrestling federation.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? once in 8th grade, me, jill, and jill davis cooked a meal for the welcome house. that's about it. and that’s horrible, I’m a waste of a citizen.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? yes. maybe not the peace corps, but amnesty or something else definitely.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? change sometimes. I always give money to the people ringing the bells at Christmas time. the salvation army I guess. they always get me.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? yup, give a penny, take a penny.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? hmm maybe when marissa moved in with me and Kelly for a while. it was definitely cozy, but we survived :)
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? you all know my biggest fear: RACCOONS!!!
2. What did you do today that was really brave? absolutely nothing.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? spidey.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? to an extent. I guess it depends who the person was and how much danger I would be in.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? soooome cccccourage.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when? If not, how do you avoid it? I don’t think I’ve ever been on stage.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? a little of both.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Were you chosen? not yet.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? I’m a lover not a fighter.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? yup. the punishment fits the crime sometimes.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal? I don’t get this question. Am I stupid?
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? nope.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? definitely oj simpson. and I follow the Peterson trial everyday, I’m hooked.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? plenty.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? talking on AIM.
2. Do you collect anything? I’m pretty sure I’ve collected every nail polish color. I knew it was bad when beth came over and she was most excited to pick a color and paint her nails. I guess the pleasure of my company just doesn’t cut it anymore.
3. Are you addicted to anything? the internet, brownie bites, iced tea, Gatorade, and music.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? nope.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? credit or debit. although lately I’ve been using cash and I feel like ms. moneybags.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: work at cvs. where did my summer go? it was just completely unnecessary.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? I have ocd.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? oprah. ha!
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? not that I can remember.
3. Do you take advice when it's given? I listen to advice and sometimes take it.
4. What area are you wisest in? life.
5. Do you drive defensively? hell no. I rule the road.
7. What did you learn today? Justin timberlake is a god.
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? hope