You want a weird ass dream, here's a weird ass dream.
So, I had this strange ass dream right?....
So, I'm sitting in this wrestling training stadium right with one girl, who I actually only vaguely remember, and I'm watching people train for their matches. Then I was alone, the girl was gone, she didn't walk away she was just gone. Well, this one guy and one woman were showing off their openers and the woman was in patent leather and swinging from some patent leather ropes hanging from the rafters. Well, this ring is set up in an empty, abandoned warehouse, and so I'm stting in the stands which are really more like lots of cement steps, and I remember this cockroach crawling behind me, I was staring down, because I was in training and hadn't thought of a name yet. Well, I looked up and was watching this woman twirl in place on her strap, and she had slit right above her breasts in her outfit, and her boobs were really small, and I thought my tits would look much bettter in that (I have big boobs) and then I was like HEY TITS! I got all excited, and shouted out to the guy I was like how about Tits, and he gave me a thumbs up, and a wink, and I woke up.
Now this is hilarious because I'm actually very sensitive about how big my boobs are, but in this dream it was just like perfect. LoL. How's that for weird!?!?! Hahaha!
So, I'm sitting in this wrestling training stadium right with one girl, who I actually only vaguely remember, and I'm watching people train for their matches. Then I was alone, the girl was gone, she didn't walk away she was just gone. Well, this one guy and one woman were showing off their openers and the woman was in patent leather and swinging from some patent leather ropes hanging from the rafters. Well, this ring is set up in an empty, abandoned warehouse, and so I'm stting in the stands which are really more like lots of cement steps, and I remember this cockroach crawling behind me, I was staring down, because I was in training and hadn't thought of a name yet. Well, I looked up and was watching this woman twirl in place on her strap, and she had slit right above her breasts in her outfit, and her boobs were really small, and I thought my tits would look much bettter in that (I have big boobs) and then I was like HEY TITS! I got all excited, and shouted out to the guy I was like how about Tits, and he gave me a thumbs up, and a wink, and I woke up.
Now this is hilarious because I'm actually very sensitive about how big my boobs are, but in this dream it was just like perfect. LoL. How's that for weird!?!?! Hahaha!